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Crack open a whimsical bag of fairyland flatulence and lighten up even the dreariest of days. Grilled Cheesus Sandwich Press. Why do the gullible and mentally disturbed get to have all the fun? Sometimes the rest of us want the face of Jesus on our stuff too. With this ingenious sandwich press, nobody has to question whether its a coincidence or not. This is the new face of intelligent design.
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Earthworm Jerky. Earthworm jerky might just be the answer. We did mean to try it ourselves, honestly … but … earthworms. Flamingo Beer Bong. The pink flamingo is royalty in the plastic animal kingdom. Nary a beast can approach its fame, distinction, and nobility in that realm. And now the pink flamingo extends its influence even further by offering itself up as the guzzling vessel of choice for the most lit parties. The days of using a beer bong that looks like something their neighbor just got done using to fill his diesel tractor are long gone.
Blobfish Pillow. The infamous deepwater blobfish has been voted ugliest animal in the world. This unfinished project of Mother Nature is sadly going extinct, so enjoy them while you can. Adds a touch of charm and pity to any living room or bedroom. Fifty Shades of Bacon Cookbook.
It features 62 floppy pages and 50 bacon-inspired recipes, and is the ideal addition to your current Fifty Shades collection. You heard it right: bacon ice cream. Your friend or loved one may have already started to suspect something about the inherent absurd futility of life. If not, then perhaps you can inform them with this gift, which is an extraordinarily apt illustration of the horrifying predicament in which we the living find ourselves.
Despite being useless, we have to admit it does have a certain charm.
- Fun Simile Poems?
- Rich Bitch;
- Favorite Senior Jokes Book: Funny Jokes for Seniors - Suddenly Senior;
- Sunlight and Shadows?
Offensive Chocolate. It may seem like no easy task offending someone with chocolate, but it can be done. All you have to do is shape it like a giant animal turd and present it with a crude and insulting inscription. Nicolas Cage Sequin Pillow. Let that person cast the first stone. And it better be a mighty big stone, because the rest of us will be blocking it with one of these handsome plush pillows.
Regardless of your judgment of him as a thespian, Mr. Cage brings an unmistakable and unique charisma to the big screen. Now let him bring that same bizarre glory to the bedroom of someone you love. Help them get it together. Emergency Clown Nose. There are a small but important set of emergencies that can only be rectified with a clown nose. This has been demonstrated time and time again in hospitals rooms across the world. Farting Animals Coloring Book. Animal farts are the most genuine, because they are done without the slightest comic intent.
- Pun and Funny English.
- Similar authors to follow;
- The Comte De Saint Germain.
- Site Index.
- Funny Dutch expressions – Stuff Dutch People Like.
- The Dance of Men.
- Captured: A Kidnap Romance?
Help celebrate flatulence in purest form, with all the colors of the rainbow. Help a friend put his money where his lack of empathy is. Knight Toilet Paper Holder. We can all get in on the fun without maiming each other or risking serious prison time, and the authors of Pranklopedia are out to prove it. We can all use some wise guidance, especially the derelicts and social deviants among us that might otherwise be drawn to the dark side of prankdom.
This book will help them keep the jokes coming in a way that everyone can laugh at. Face Coasters. No matter how much you love your friends and family, at some point you get tired of looking around the room and seeing the same faces. But what if there was a way to get them to voluntarily change their faces? With a set of assorted face coasters, you can do just that.
Detailed information about technology, operations, and so on can be found in these pages. Microwave Cooking for One. This cookbook is proof that somebody out there is looking out for them too. Liberating the lonely and cantankerous masses from the tyranny of TV dinners and canned soup, she is the patron saint of the quick and dirty gourmet.
2. What’s your life story?
And this is her Bible. Inflatable Suits. Feeling small and insignificant? Looking for that larger than life feeling?
Need to jump safely from a great height? Try an inflatable suit. Inflatable suits are perfect for blind dates, job interviews, concerts or events where personal space may be limited, pushing your way to the front of the line, casual Fridays, motorcycle safety, airplane travel, hiding in pillows, and more. Portable Sauna. Sweat lodges are dangerous … and who has money lying around for weekly spa treatments anyway?
Invest in a life-changing gift that will melt away pounds, pain and tension while being surrounded by the comforts of home.
Zip up, zone out and tune in to the natural healing powers of the human body. Let the excess stress and weight drip from your pores and open up the channels of wellness and good health. Framed Tweets. Twitter gives everyone with a phone and an opinion to spare the chance to reach millions of people with a single ill-conceived utterance.
With all that verbal garbage coursing through the airwaves, bizarre gems are certain to arise. Lest they drift away and go to waste, someone had the brilliant idea to start framing them. Fake Cell Phone for Screen Addicts. A no-risk, idiot-proof security blanket for those who refuse to quit swiping, touch typing and face-timing their way through life, this may just be their best chance at cellular sobriety.
Help is just one fake call away! Go ahead, throw this in the white elephant gift pile and see if anyone has the balls to steal it.
Types of verbal humor
This is the kind of gift that nobody will ever forget, for better or for worse. Its usefulness is overshadowed only by the shamelessness of its name and the absurdity of its marketing - true signs of a product with lasting power. You might even open up a whole new world to some lucky soul in need. Dog Corn Holders. These whimsical prongs are precisely what every wiener dog enthusiast has been missing. With these perky fellas anchoring both ends of sweet, buttery corn, the cobs will be spinning and satisfying hungry appetites for hours on end.
Innuendo or double entendre
No need to sniff aimlessly around gift shops, hunting down the perfect present—follow the tracks of these hounds and delight a dachshund lover today! Wine Bottle Puzzle. If you think life in our rapid-delivery consumer culture is just a bit too easy, then teach someone a valuable lesson by making them work more than they anticipated for their reward. The Official BS Button. The authority on phony baloney, this bull buster means business and any soldier of truth would be beyond delighted to have it at their disposal.
This gag gift is almost as good as a lie detector test, calling out tall tales and ridiculousness so authenticity can rule the airwaves once again. Better get your stories straight, fibbers! Remember me Log in. Lost your password? Showing 1—72 of results Sort by popularity Sort by latest Sort by price: low to high Sort by price: high to low. Beard Head. Uranium Ore. The Dad Bag. Well, it turned out that in the catholic religion there is the functionary of deken dean but that word was clearly not ment, laying in your beddeken.
And once a teacher asked us what we knew about the hiernamaals. Again, only the catholic girls knew. The others kept blown by the strange word, the strange and ungrammatical stringing together of words. Nowadays with internet we speak with people around the whole country and the whole world. There are indeed region bound expressions within a country, but in the Netherlands are not that much Dutch regional expressions that you know none of them.