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Canadians are more polite when they are being rude than Americans are when they are being friendly. At every party there are two kinds of people: The trouble is, they are usually married to each other. I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then it dawned on me… they were cramming for their finals. You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him.
You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead. The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was. The human brain is a wonderful thing.
376 of the best one-liners on the internet
It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone. The difference between divorce and legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.
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Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel shamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. Insanity is defined as doing the same thing over and over again, expecting different results. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.
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Famous One-Liners There are literally thousands of popular one liners in English and also in other languages. Funny One Liners When your only tool is a hammer, all problems start looking like nails. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. The last thing I want to do is insult you. But it IS on the list. I don't have a solution, but I do admire the problem. The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in. Well, here I am!
What are your other two wishes? One Liners about life Sounds like its time to get that Enterprise built! Until you hire a lawyer.
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Take my advice — I'm not using it. I got lost in thoughts.
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It was unfamiliar territory. Sure, I'd love to help you out I would like to slip into something more comfortable - like a coma. I started with nothing, and I still have most of it. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? There is no dance without the dancers.