Sorry, We Cant Use Funny

Sorry, We Can't Use Funny has 10 ratings and 8 reviews. Whitney said: Barry Parham should be writing for Hollywood. Sorry We Can't Use Funny is not jus.
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I looked like an electrocuted yak. Somehow, February got this reputation as a month of romance, maybe because it's cold. Plus, football's gone and we're stuck with the wildly popular sport of bowling, where you almost never get to see any serious violence. Valentine's Day contains vestiges of both early Christian and ancient Roman traditions, alongside other time-honored traditions, like hot-dish picnics and mass public executions. A local TV station was updating the community on snowstorm-based church closings.

According to the typists at the station, there was a church somewhere called St. Imagine - an entire religious sect dedicated to turning people into Ernest Borgnine. Paperback , pages. Published October 11th by Createspace first published September 30th To see what your friends thought of this book, please sign up.

Lists with This Book. This book is not yet featured on Listopia. Apr 08, Whitney rated it it was amazing. Barry Parham should be writing for Hollywood. EVERY sentence is dripping with hilarity. Clever, dry, witty, brilliant humor. I wanted to pick a favorite story to highlight in this review but it's impossible.

Many thanks for the laughs and for letting me know maybe it isn't just me, after all. This guy is funny. I AM this guy. Apr 02, Roy Murry rated it it was amazing. I thought and laughed. And I laughed, thought, and laughed with each sentence I read of Mr. I think he put much thought into each of his stories, shorts, and ponderings.

He writes some intelligent quibbling too, but not to a fault. I would get frustrated if I had to wait for a newspaper column to come out each week to enjoy his type of entertainment. Enjoyed most by me, are his Dear Abby Redux replies to correspondents who propose situations and quibble about the world around them. Parham answers with appropriate funny words. In his writing, I get the feeling that he enjoys poking at the current world affairs especially at the leaders of the free world, as we all do.

Parham does not insult, but gets right to the point which is funnier in a sad way, because of the truth in his words. Oct 19, Nevertaken rated it really liked it Shelves: I won this book in a First Reads giveaway. Once I'm further into it, I'll write a real review, but so far it's already one of those books where I constantly want to show passages to people sitting near me while reading, but reconsider it by the time I get to the end so that I can start the next one immediately.

Books like this usually take me a while to read, because I like to savour them. I always try to pick up other books in between so I don't read it in ju I won this book in a First Reads giveaway. I always try to pick up other books in between so I don't read it in just a couple of sittings, and forget about it a couple months later.

Since I know he already has 2 other books out, I might not hold back as much on this one though. Thanks so much Good Reads and Barry too! Oct 18, Manda B rated it it was amazing Shelves: I won this book on First Reads. The book is a hilarious collection of stories, and I laughed the whole way through! Nov 07, Erica rated it really liked it Shelves: Oct 17, Lisa rated it did not like it Shelves: I can't believe I purchased this on my Kindle. Peggy Randall-Martin rated it it was amazing Aug 03, Zimmerman rated it really liked it Aug 26, Maggie marked it as to-read Oct 13, Joanne marked it as to-read Oct 15, Angie marked it as to-read Oct 15, Refresh your wardrobe basics with the Fruit of the Loom Women's Briefs, conveniently available in a 5-pack.

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