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The bandit hit the penguin over the head with a club , tied him to a wagon wheel with a blue ribbon and made his breakaway in a taxi! The names of chocolate biscuit bars available in the United Kingdom, and perhaps, elsewhere. Nigel retired before Sally, and as a result he would do more of the chores. For example on Friday he would dust and vacuum the house. On two other days he would prepare and cook the evening meal. One recipe asked for 'seasoned flour' to be added. Nigel searched the kitchen cupboards and found the plain flour and the self-raising flour.

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In the end he had to ring Sally at her work to ask where she kept the 'seasoned flour'. Needing to shed a few pounds, Robert, and his wife Jennifer, went on a diet that had specific recipes for each meal of the day. They followed the instructions extremely closely, dividing the finished recipe in half for their individual portions. Robert and Jennifer felt terrific and thought the diet was wonderful; they had never felt better, nor did they ever feel hungry.

As time progressed, Robert and Jennifer realized that they were, in fact, putting on weight and not losing it. They decided that they ought to check the detail of the recipes just one more time. It was then that they found their error. They scanned the menu, then promptly ordered two steaks. The waiter duly brought the steaks with fries and salad. Alex quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself.


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Ann was decidedly unhappy about that, 'When are you going to learn to be polite, Alex? The smaller piece is what you want, right? Chen Liang-erh, 50, an amateur inventor living in Taipei, Taiwan has perfected an edible plate. It is made from wheat grain, and he plans to mass-produce it with other edible crockery including cups, bowls and food containers.

Will and Guy are aware that he argues that hungry diners, tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal, can now go a step further and demolish the whole lot. Sadly, we have learned, the plates have the taste of unsalted popcorn - not exactly an exciting culinary delight.

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