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Pinatas were made in an attempt to get Chuck Norris to stop kicking the people of Mexico. Sadly, all this has resulted in is Chuck Norris looking for candy after he roundhouse kicks someone. Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face. Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul. Chuck Norris can breathe in and out at the same time. Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain. Chuck Norris' sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part. Chuck Norris is starring in the sequel to "Four Weddings and a Funeral". It's called "Four Funerals and a Funeral". If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank.
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Chuck Norris can text from a pay phone. Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light.
Tom Cruise invented pink. Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris once delivered a roundhouse kick to the eye Today this is known as widely scattered showers. The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back.
The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question - just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard. Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on. Chuck Norris doesn't wear condoms because there is no protection against Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris went looking for a bar but couldn't find one. He walked to a vacant lot and sat there. Sure enough within an hour and a half someone constructed a bar around him.
He ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Chuck Norris yelled over the roar of the flames, "always leave things the way you found 'em! Chuck Norris --Mon, 08 Oct Chuck Norris is so tough that even at the age he is and like many others his age Chuck Norris is so tough that when he has diarrhea California issues a mud slide emergency. Chuck Norris once had a "who has more testicles" contest with Lance Armstrong. Chuck Norris won by five.
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Chuck Norris is so tough, he laughs when 42, people a year die because they don't have health insurance. Chuck Norris doesn't have a 'Control' button on his keyboard because he's always in control. Chuck Norris does not teabag people, he potato sacks them. Chuck Norris is so tough that when he was in school, he made sentences diagram themselves. Chuck norris is so tough when he does press ups he actually pushes the earth down.
Chuck norris doesn't swim, he beats up the water and takes him where ever he wants to go. Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter, he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter just falls out. Chuck Norris doesn't need a bullet proof vest, cause the bullets are affraid to hit him. Contact us for other terms. Get to Know Us. Not Enabled Word Wise: Enabled Average Customer Review: Be the first to review this item Would you like to tell us about a lower price?
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