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Klitze kleine Kotze kotzen klitze kleine Katzen. Zwischen "oder" und "und" und "und" und "und" und "und" und "oder" ist immer ein Leerzeichen. Dies ist ein Scheit. Auf der Liebesreise sprach der Leibesriese "reib es Liese" und sie rieb es leise. Und wenn er genug getutet hat, tut er seine Tute wieder in den Tutkasten rein.
Dicke Nichten dichten im dichten Fichtendickicht.
Im dichten Fichtendickicht dichten dicke Nichten. Heut' auf Nacht, hat er g'sagt kommt der Hans, sagt die Marie: Zwischen zwei Zwetschkenzweigen zwitschern zwei Schwalben, zwei Schwalben zwitschern zwischen zwei Zwetschkenzweigen. Denke nie du denkst, denn wenn du denkst, du denkst, dann denkst du nicht, dann denkst du nur du denkst, denn das Denken der Gedanken ist gedankenloses Denken.
Weil die Paten um den Braten baten, taten Puten wir den Paten braten. Sag wieviel Laich so ein Lurch leicht laicht, wenn ein Lurch leicht Lurchlaich laicht. German transcription of the English tongue twister "How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood. Gips gibt's in der Gipsstrasse, wenn's dort kein Gips gibt, gibt's in der Gipsstrasse kein Gips.
Die bekanntesten unter Ihnen, drei Barbaren, kamen so oft in die Rhabarberbarbarabar, um von Rhabarberbarbaras Rhabarberkuchen zu essen, dass man sie kurz die Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbaren nannte. Wenn die Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbaren ihren Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbarenbart pflegten, gingen sie zum Barbier.
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Nach dem Stutzen des Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbarenbarts geht der Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbarenbartbarbier meist mit den Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbaren in die Rhabarberbarbarabar, um mit den Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbaren von Rhabarberbarbaras herrlichem Rhabarberkuchen zu essen. Ottos Mops trotzt Otto: Von Spinnen versponnene Spanier spachteln Speisen mit spitzen Spaten.
Mit spitzen Spaten spachteln von Spinnen versponnene Spanier Speisen. Er muss sich strecken, regen und recken wegen der Wecken. Rege, strecke, recke dich! Geh Toni geh dauni, sonst hau i di dauni! Wer de zwa zwidri'gspitz'n Zwetschk'n nennen ko: Da Dauni sogt zum Dauni: Zwo z'quetschte Zwetschgen und zwo Zwetschgen z'quetscht, san vier z'quetschte Zwetschgen. A z'spat b'stellt's Speckb'steck isch a Speckb'steck, des z'spat b'stellt isch. Ick geh' raus und kicke, wer steht draussen? Schelle se net an seller Schelle, selle Schelle schellet net.
Schelle se an seller Schelle, selle schelle, selle schellt! Sitzt e Wermsche uff'm Termsche mit 'em Schermsche unnerm Ermsche. Wann wie Woschwiewa wusste wou wormet Wota wia, wurde wie Woschwiewa witte Wosch wosche. I han amol oine kennt ket, dia hot a Kend ket, des hot se von oim ket, wenn se den it kennt het, het se au des Kend it ket. Musch nit an sellere Schelle schelle, selle Schelle schellt nit, musch an sellere Schelle schelle, selle Schelle schellt.
Rough Translations Fisher's errand boy is fishing fresh fish, fresh fish are fished by Fisher's errand boy. Those Danes, that stretch the Dane's Danes, stretch their Danes. Nodding nieces and seesawing spruces. On the butcher's shop sign the space between "Cheese" and "and" and "and" and "Sausage" was to small. Where are you, puffball bovista mushroom? Did you already know that it can lead to irritations for listeners when in a speech "Walzwerke" rolling mills and "Waldzwerge" forest dwarfs are mentioned, as it is phonetically not quite easy to distinguish whether this is about Walzwerke or Waldzwerge.
Thank God it is relatively rare that a Waldzwerg visits a Walzwerk or a Walzwerk is set up in the surroundings of Waldzwerge. If, however, a Waldzwerg builds a Walzwerk, this is would be a Waldzwergwalzwerk forest dwarf rolling mill. If he also works in it, he is obviously a Walzwerkwaldzwerg rolling mill forest dwarf. From the dead giant's trousers grew a red wild rose. Two astronauts chewed and chwed while the gathered blue-green moonstones.
Do you know that the "that" is the most used word in the sentence? Brown-blue wedding dress Small chinese bowl A librarian with a diploma Brewer Bauer is brewing brown beer, brown beer is beeing brewed by brewer Bauer. The roofer is roofing your roof, therefore thank the roofer who is roofing your roof. Those power women with their women power. Soup of shark's tail meat Three fat dumb women are thundering through the thick stupid village. The bricklayer Boeckl carried a pick and a pack on his back.
Behind him walked the tramp Baeckl with his dog Bockl. Suddenly Baeckl's Bockl snapped at Boeckl's pack and togetehr with the pick tore it of his back. Those that despise those that think the Didi Hallervorden Show by a popular German comedian is great are snobs. The cow ran until she fell over. Die Kuh rannte bis sie fiel um. Do you have fish?
Merry, peaceful tropical fruit. Kalle the bald cat bald head scratcher scratches bald cat's heads. Snails are horrified when snails lick snail, because to the horror of many snails, snails don't like snails. The purpose of the purpose is to serve as purpose. If the purpose doesn't serve as purpose to it's purpose, the purpose has no purpose! Do abbots mow hay? Abbots never mow hay. If abbots mow, abbots mow gras. The small girl rubs her knee silently when I travel to Leipzig.
The boss of the postal bus of Potsdam boxes in the boxing club of Potsdam. Itty-bitty children cannot crack a cherry stone. Fischer's freshly combed errand boy is devouring feshly fried fresh-fish patties hamburgers. On a Russian pasenger boat a Czech swing-jazz cellist was jamming.
We Viennese Washerwomen would wash white laundry, if we knew where warm soft water was. It greens so green when the flowers in Spain flower. Sayings that must be said fast, I can hardly say fast. The chaplain Klapp is planning a foldable cardboard poster. Two coal-black Czech-twittering pigmy swallows are sitting between two plum-tree branches. He said about the "that" that: If bees are beamed to beams, bees are beamed to bees. Legs have no arms.
Long ways recall wise words. Such things depress you anyway. Wedding dress stays wedding dress and red cabbage stays red cabbage. If you idiot call me "idiot", ich will call you "idiot", so often "idiot" until you idiot no longer can say "idiot" to me. Family dispute among slivovits slurping, top, twistung and perspirating twittering sisters.
The child that cried so loud, sat on a hot stove plate. Max is waxing wax masks. What is Max waxing? Wax masks, Max is waxing. In the center of the gras, a cadett is kneeing in a coffin. Uncle Fritz is fishing for fresh fish Klaus Knopf loves dumplings, another word for dumplings, meatballs.
This is the key to the garden, for which the three maidens are waiting. The first is called Binka, the second is called Bibeljabinka, the third is called Cezizizaknabbeljababbeljabibbeljabinka. Bibeljabinka, what nice lace does Mrs. Cezizizaknabbeljababbeljabilleljabinka have on her skirt. They didn't have to change cars, so she silently gave herself to him. But beacause the points were switched the wrong way they rode back in a hearse.
Those who report to the police those who let the thieves escape will receive a reward! One rooster, two chicken, three ducks, four geese, five pigs, six cows, seven oxen, eight nuns, nine knobby, hunchbacked beggar women are spending the night with ten Costantinoplean bagpipe-maker assistants. Center-pass kicker Flick kicks fast center-passes. She was the doughiest dough shell of all doughy dough shells of the shell pond. If you give opium to Grandpa, opium will kill Grandpa.
Little children cannot crack cherry stones. The wannton fish-sinner Franz was impudently catching fat five-finger fish before the river-fall. Smoked salmon with leek rice. The ladies in Baden-Baden a town in Germany bathe frequently. They wash the Baden-Baden Gentlemen with them. Snails are shocked when they lick other snails because for many snails it is shocking that for some snails snails are not tasty.
He is eating an apple, she an orange. Twelve muttering speakers say "you" to twelve muttering speakers, which always say "you". The woodpecker, sparrow, stork and sparrowhawk jumped post-haste with a screech down the steep path. Brackish-water fishermen are called brackish-water fishermen because brackish-water fishermen fish in brackish-water fish in brackish-water. Weber emptied, destroyed her liver measurements. A well-roasted goose eaten with a golden fork is a good gift from God. The sparrow walks early and late among spinach. A very hard-to-say-fast saying is a saying to be said fast, a only hard-to-say-fast saying is called a saying to be said fast.
In all traps of St. Gudrun's turkey is resting well. Well resting is Gudrun's turkey. John is splitting hard wood behind the high house. Two men that load shop blinds in front of a chocolate shop blind, invite shop-blind girls to dinner. Conversation in a store: Do you have plaster? We'll have Plaster tomorrow. You have got to chew your bread well, so that you excrements get really brown. New think you have thought, because thinking thoughts is thoughless thinking.
Wenn you think you think then you only think you think, but think you never do. Russian Russian are sliding down Russian slides the Russian way. A boxer of the champions league. Boxed himself into a mess of goo. And from the piled up mess of goo proudly rose the champion of the league! The cat ate the porc-belly, now it can't say meow! The lifesaver is not digusted by anything, he bites into the maggot Pug-dachshund-greyhound-poodle a nonsense dog If your dachshund calls my dachshund a dachhund again, your dachshund will be slapped so hard by my dachshund that he will not be able to say "dachshund" anymore.
The frog-researching frog researcher is studying frog-reasearching frog research. The suitcase in the sleeping waggon lay heavy on his tail. Narrow-gauge railway tracks are narrower than wide-gauge railway tracks. I saw a pearl cushion in the window. If crickets grill crickets for crickets then crickets grill crickets for crickets! Today Hans will be coming home. Whether he comes by way of Oberammergau, Or whether he comes by way of Unterammergau, Or whether he comes at all, Is not certain.
On seven seal-cliffs seven clans of seals are sitting, which are nudging each other in the ribs until they tip over the cliffs. Czech Gucci handbags Ten goats pull ten hundred-weights of cement to the dentist to cement broken teeth. What a badly entitled bequest spawns from weak memory. How fortunate that God cast the bells. The whiskey mixer mixes whiskey with the whiskey mixer. With the whiskey mixer the whiskey mixer mixes whiskey.
This is a log, a spliced log, A well-spliced spliced log. And this well-spliced spliced log belongs to Mrs. Sticking in my pot set is potato fritter fat! Those that will catch those that have stolen the geese will be rewarded. I'm standing in the rain and waiting for you. I'm waiting in the rain an like you. Max if you like wax masks then make wax masks!
The airport sparrow landed on the airport. On the airport the airport sparrow landed.
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Itty-bitty cats vomit itty-bitty vomit. Itty-bitty vomit is vomited by itty-bitty cats. Daughter of the manufacturer of Constantinoplan bag-pipe pipes In thick spruce thicket thick spruces are diligently nodding. Between two sharp rocks two hissing hiss-snakes where sitting and hissing. Between "or" and "and" and "and" and "and" and "and" and "or" there is always a space.
This is a log. A finely spliced log sent by Miss Meissner from Neisse and she lets say quite finely, that her husband is a busy log-splicer, who at night - before eating or biting anything - would have spliced a lot of logs. The brushes with the black bristles brush better than the brushes with the white bristles. The cats are scratching in the litterbox. In the litterbox the cats are scraching. Seldom I eat vinegar; when I eat vinegar, I eat vinegar with salad. When after Greeks creep Greeks, Greeks creep after Greeks. When rumballs roll around rumballs, rumballs roll around rumballs.
Four multiplied by four five times is more than five multiplied by five four times. Ten goats pulled ten hundredweight to the zoo. Twenty dwarfs were demonstrating handstands, ten in the closet, ten on the sandy beach. In the whole round there was nothing but round dogs. Seven snowshovelers shovel seven shovels full of snow. With no bran and no germ, no small grain can germinate. With no bran and no germ, the small child can barely chew grain.
Small violet flannel rags On the love-trip the giant of body said "rub it Lisa" and she rubbed it silently. Six Saxonian drinkers pay ten Czech bar bills. Here you have a log - a well-spliced spliced log from Mrs. He hasn't eaten a bite yet, but already spliced and split a whole heap of logs. Wife of deputy of the captain of the Danube steamboat company Two slimy snakes slink between two rocks and hiss. At the postoffice things are packed and sorted.
An ironing board remains an ironing board. When the Mercedes- Benz brakes the Benz brake lights light up. Behind a spruce thicket finks are diligently picking. The night watchman is tooting. And when he has tooted enough, he puts his tooter back into the tooter-box. She placed the Czech matchbox on the table. Critical toads don't chew any concrete croquettes. The cat steps on the stairs until they are bent. Our caretaker's name is Mouse.
Most of the time he lives in the cellar. A black man with a gazelle never hesitates in the rain. Who knows nothing and knows that he knows nothing knows more than who knows nothing and doesn't know he knows nothing. Mariechen says to Mariechen, let me smell Mariechen, so Mariechen let Mariechen smell. When seals crawl behind seals, seals crawl after seals. The rattlesnakes rattled until their rattles sounded listless.
The stupid Doffels The fat stupid Doffel carried the thin stupid Doffel through the deep thick village dirt. Whereupon the thin stupid Doffel thanked the fat stupid Doffel that the fat stupid Doffel carried the thin stupid Doffel through the deep thick village dirt. The wax mask maker makes wax masks out of wax mask wax. Who is minimally immune to aluminum has aluminum minimal immunity. Who has aluminum minimal immunity is minimaly immune to aluminum. Who uses "use" without "to" need not use use at all. Allergic Algerians, Algerian allergic people.
The mail is loaded with parcels. Fat nieces are composing poetry in thick spruce thicket, This night, he said, said Hans, said Mary: If he is coming by the way of Oberammergau, or else by the way of Unterammergau, or else not at all, you never know. The Swiss welder is sweating and welding. The Swiss sweater is welding and swaeting. Sweating, the Swiss welder is welding.
The tourist is happy when he is on a tour and is constantly eating. The Cottbus mail coach driver is cleaning the mail box of the Cottbus mail coach with Cottbus mail coach box paste. The lieutenant of Leuthen ordered his people not to ring before the lieutenant of Leuthen ordered his people to ring.
The chaplain is pastin cardboard posters. Two swallows are twittering between two plum branches, I wish you as many good days in the year as the fox has hair on the brush tail.
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In Ulm and around Ulm and roundabout Ulm. Few know how much one must know to know how little one knows. Wax mask, change of measurement We Vienese washerwomen want to wash white laundry, if we knew where warm water is. Warm watter we know, white laundry we wash. In a chocolate store store girls are unloading chocolate. When suffering my only confort was love. My Husband is called Deer. The shining of the moon already seemed nice. Red cabbage stays red cabbage, loaf of bread stays loaf of bread, wedding dress stays wedding dress.
Tailor's scissors cut sharp. Sharp cut tailor's scissors. Never think you think, because when you think you think you don't think, you only think you think, because the thinking of thoughts is thoughless thinking. Bismarck bit Marc until Marc bit Bismarck! When flies fly behind flies flies are flying after flies. Under a spruce root I heard a gnome farting. Ten tame goats pulled ten hundredweights of sugar to the train of Zittau. A fat lady wanted to get through the thick dirt. Whereupon the fat lady asked the fat servant if the fat servant would carry the fat lady through the thick dirt.
Then then fat servant carried the fat lady through the thick dirt, whereupon the fat lady thanked the fat servant for carrying the fat lady through the thick dirt. Unfortunately he sang lots of loud songs to the lute. Why are you looking so stubborn boy, were you in the beer bar?
Donkeys don't eat nettles. Nettles don't eat donkeys! The Spanish adore exciting games. Because godfathers asked for the roast, we roasted turkey for the godfathers. Could offer turkey-roast to the godfathers, because we had roasted turkey - like the godfathers had requested. Who digs a pit for other, has a pit-digging device. How much spawn would such an amphibian easily spawn, if an amphibian would spawn spawn. Do you know that the "the" is the most used word in the sentence?
New pond fish for the native fishpond. Rowboat, bread with butter, Freshly laquered burnished painted box. Fear of fruit flesh leads to flight from fruit flesh. Stanislaus dislikes the sausage in the borscht. The sturgeon in the borscht doesn't matter to Stanislaus.
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Freshly picked fruit the fruit picker picks fresh. The fruit picker picks freshly picked fruit. Who grills a grilled sausage for others, has a grilled sausage grill device. There is gypsum in Gypsum Street, if there is no gyspum, then there is no gyspum in Gypsum Street. Plus they interrupt the voices in my head, how rude! Also New York plus or minus minor details. You get enough people together and none of them want anything to do with each other. We get a bad rep for being cold and rude to people but it's the opposite. The most polite thing you can do is be quiet on public transit.
The scary people are the ones that chat everyone up loudly. Habe ja gesagt und wollte aufstehen, da ich aufgrund meines Koffers besser zum Gang hin sitzen wollte. Grade als ich aufgestanden war hat die aufeinmal ihren Mann von der anderen Seite des Wargons zu sich gerufen und ich durfte den Rest der Fahrt stehen Der echte deutsche Antwort garnicht auf die Frage ob da Platz ist sondern macht stillschweigend Platz.
Kommt drauf an ob der Boden sauber ausschaut. Everyone here talks to you about everything, so I've grown up being fairly used to talking with people about how their day is going, what they enjoy doing, where they work, etc. At one grocery, I asked the woman at the till how her day had been going. She stopped scanning things and just stared for a moment, then slowly responded "It's fine. I said I was glad to hear that and that I just wanted to know.
I mentioned that I was visiting with a university group and thought her town was absolutely beautiful. She mumbled a thank you as she speedily finished ringing up the order. I pulled out the proper amount of money and reached out to hand it to her, but she didn't move to accept it. She stared for a moment, then glanced down at a little dish sitting on the counter and gestured to it. I put the money in the little dish, then she retrieved it from that dish once my hand had moved away. She silently gave me my receipt then mumbled "auf wiedersehen" quickly.
I told her I hoped the rest of her day was good, and that it was a pleasure getting to talk with her briefly. She looked away and stayed silent, so I headed on my way. It gets better when they scream at you to put be money in the tray, stand your bottles upright, etc. So she's probably just wondering why some stranger is getting so personal.
I have a friend from America who used to ask everyone the obligatory "how are you? He stopped doing that after a few weeks here because he was bombarded with intricate stories of people's state of affairs every single time. That's how it is here. You ask someone "how are you? You do NOT say "how are you" when walking past someone on the street, because here it is expected that if you're asking, you're listening. Another thing people find weird about Kentucky is that it's totally normal to give a negative response to "how are you?
Often people will take the opportunity to share something unpleasant that's going on, or how tired they are at the moment, or how frustrated they are with something. They get a moment to vent or get things off their chest, and then you respond with empathy and wish them well as you go on your way. So sometimes when I'm visiting other parts of America, I'll start responding in full to someone saying "how are you?
For example, I was at walmart yesterday, and my cashier was saying how exhausted she was because she had to work extra shifts lately due to the snowstorm causing a rush.
We chatted briefly about that, and I told her I appreciated her and hoped she got an opportunity to rest soon enough. Then we joked about how nice it'd be to get a whole month of vacation, and with that I said bye and left with my groceries. So in Kentucky it isn't unusual to respond to "how are you? And if you're the one sitting at the window and you want to get off at the next stop, you begin to loudly rustle with your bag whatever, because that way you can signal the other person that you need them to get up without having to speak to them.
Ist aber ultima ratio. Endlich sagst mal einer. Schritt wird zugewendet, so ist die richtige Etikette im Theater etc. Schatz, ich glaube, wir sind in der falschen Reihe. Da drehst du dem Sitzenden den Hintern zu, da du ihn sonst Gott entgegen streckst. Und ich vermeide im Berufsverkehr sogar die 2te interaktion indem ich meine Tasche vor mir zwischen die Beine nehme. Auch wenn ich in einem halb vollem Zug alleine in einem 4er sitze. Immer Sitz am Fenster nehmen, Rucksack an den Gang. Mein Problem ist folgendes: Ja, der richtige Zeitpunkt ist absolut entscheidend. Are you often in this sub?
I never saw you here before. Say, have you tried the Mettigel?
It is ab-so-lute-ly delicious. And all these Germans here! They are so nice. Come, you have to meet somebody! You have never met midwestern evangelical tourists then. They love having conversations about their horrifying religious beliefs and politics. Der Vierer neben uns war besetzt.
Dieser zeigt ihm seine frisch gezogene Fahrkarte und alles war tutti. Trotzdem fragte er dann den Vierer neben uns nach den Fahrkarten, drehte sich aber nie so ganz von mir weg. Zack, das war mein Moment, er konnte mich nicht sehen. Ich riss meinem Kollegen, welcher gerade seine Fahrkarte einpacken wollte, besagte Fahrkarte aus der Hand. Bin auch mal nachts im Sommer nach Hause gefahren. Der Moment, wenn man aus Versehen Augenkontakt mit einem Fremden herstellt, dann schnell zum Fenster wegschaut der Fremde ebenso , um dann im Spiegelbild des Fensters wieder Augenkontakt herzustellen.
Not German but as an autistic Deep Southerner now in Hispanic-dominated Texas, this sounds like heaven compared to where I live now. I was gonna say. Whatever an American considers to be shy is positively outgoing in Europe. Das sind die schlimmsten. Und Leute, die im 6erabteil irgendwelche stark riechenden Fressalien auspacken. Egal ob man vorne oder hinten aussteigt. Fand ich erst total befremdlich, dann aber auch irgendwie nett.
Ich dachte mir so, Mensch, der sitzt acht Stunden am Tag in seiner Karre, damit ich zur Arbeit komme, das muss man irgendwie respektieren. Ich habe den Eindruck, dass kommt sehr gut bei den Busfahrern an. Use of this site constitutes acceptance of our User Agreement and Privacy Policy. Log in or sign up in seconds. Submit a new link.
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