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What do you mean? You're a cute little guy. They're gonna be lovin' you from dawn until dusk, eh? Where are you gonna be? I'll be in the cafeteria, selling smokes. The documentary Scared Straight! One of the topics is prison rape. The Dark Knight Rises: A female example - one of the reasons Talia Al-Ghul became so messed up was because she saw her mother captured and raped to death by a group of prisoners who escaped their cells, began a riot, and broke into Talia and her mother's own cell. Also implied to be the reason a police officer is initially worried about keeping Selene Kyle in the men's prison.

It's subverted when she's shown breaking the hand of a prisoner making lewd comments at her, which is used by another officer to indicate that she can handle herself just fine. Played for laughs in Walking Tall , as Chris and Ray joke that this is the villain's probable fate. I bet he's blowing on somebody's dice right now. The hero learns Kung Fu from a scary old mentor deliberately to avoid this in Big Stan. And Justice for All , this is what drives wrongly convicted Jeff over the edge.

In Minority Report , Anderton entrusts the surgery for his eyes to avoid detection to a back alley surgeon. Just before going under anesthesia, the surgeon reveals that Anderton had put him in prison. He mentions spending time in the library to avoid this trope, but couldn't avoid the showers forever. When Burke first enters his own cell, his bunk mate threatens to rape him. The muscular Burke, unimpressed, quickly shows him who's boss by beating him up. They become buddies afterwards.

This happens to Jimmy in Reefer Madness: The Musical when he is sent to prison for killing Mary. Like everything else in the movie , this is Played for Laughs and blamed on marijuana. Almost happens to Moses Adam Sandler in Bulletproof while placed in a holding cell with a large punk who takes an uncomfortable interest in him with Sandler pleading while struggling, "Hey, man, don't do what I think you're gonna do, 'cause neither of us is gonna enjoy it.

Fortunately for Moses, he is whisked away by a cop with a deal, which he accepts. In Guardians of the Galaxy , while incarcerated at the Kyln, Peter Quill is molested by a large blue inmate who gloats about what he plans to do to the "new meat. Mentioned as a throwaway line by Nassim when he's trying to figure out Nick's identity. I used to fuck a guy in prison called Nick. No wait, that was Nick Jones. When Cindy apologizes to Bobby in the school cafeteria for getting him locked up overnight because she believed him to be the killer, a big burly prisoner walks into frame and thanks Bobby for the "company".

Two psychologists are running a bet who can keep more juvenile drug offenders out of trouble. P 1 is dumbfounded.

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This girl wants a threesome! I go to jail and some big, militant nigger's gonna grab me in the showers and stuff it up my ass. The appearance of Harry Coin is greeted with "It's safe to assume that anyone you meet in prison is a homosexual" and sure enough, Harry wants to bugger his new cellmate before they've even been introduced. Of course, like much of the books, this whole scene is subverted, double-subverted , and triple-subverted not long after. A standard element to make horror stories more horrific yet.

In Stephen King 's novella Rita Hayworth and the Shawshank Redemption, the narrator muses over the topic of prison gangrape, admitting that it had happened to him, observing that it happens to the story's protagonist Andy Dufresne, and making it sound like it happens to nearly everyone in Shawshank prison. Discussed in King's The Stand as to the reason why Trash Can Man's mother and stepfather the sheriff couldn't send him to juvenile hall for his arson activities without leaving with a "size eleven asshole".

A particularly nasty version of prison rape plays a significant part in the brilliant and repulsive short story I Am Infinite, I Contain Multitudes , by Douglas Clegg. Needless to say, this provides him with plenty of motivation to hate the United States and also decide he will never be caught alive. The most horrifying instance of rape in the Outlander series occurring in the first book, nonetheless, set in the midth century takes place in prison but is not precisely prison rape, more of a version of the Scarpia Ultimatum where both parties are male.

Claire, the female love interest from the s — it's a long story is The same villain is implied to have been doing so for some time now to his other captives, at least one of whom commits suicide after. Oh yeah, and said villain is distantly related to — and looks exactly like — Clare's first husband.

A Clockwork Orange has a few references to this — the teenage Villain Protagonist Alex makes offhand mentions to several cellmates in prison early on fighting over who gets to have him, which probably wouldn't have ended well. Later, Alex leads the fatal attack on a new sexually abusive cellmate.

In the earlier chapters of A Prisoner Of Birth , set in, well, prison, gang rape is referenced as the usual fate for gay prisoners One gay character we meet is only spared from this because good barbers are difficult to come by. And one of the guys the main character gets his revenge on for falsely incriminating him — a slightly Camp Gay soap opera actor — implicitly has prison rape to look forward to as part of his karmic comeuppance. Used by Mercedes Lackey in one of her Burning Wheels titles, where the stepfather had spent years abusing his stepdaughter, giving her multiple personality syndrome as a defense mechanism.

Once the elves caught him, he was placed in an extra-dimensional space, with something large which began using the same lines he'd used, just before the scene cut away. In the first Jack Reacher novel, Reacher winds up in the worst part of a prison along with a yuppie named Hubble. This trope was subverted when Reacher nearly kills the leader of a gang in his cell, as well as several Aryans in the showers. A Joseph Wambaugh short story had a cop constantly worrying that his crazy partner's "unorthodox" style of law enforcement would get them both sent to prison, where he, the sane one, was certain he'd be repeatedly raped.

His anxiety about this, and his over-the-top references to how stretched-out he expected his anus to get, were played for laughs. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest: Not exactly prison, but the orderlies at the Pendleton insane asylum love to give patients showers. They always check the patient's temperature at the same time they shower the patient, and they go down to Miss Ratched beforehand to get a rectal thermometer and a bottle of Vaseline.

She admonishes them to use the minimum amount of Vaseline necessary, but they take the whole bottle inside with them, and they turn up the water pressure till the noise makes it impossible to hear anything that's going on inside Happened to Sean Miller in the book but not the movie version of Patriot Games. A rather dark joke of the "blink and you'll miss it" variety in the Discworld novel The Fifth Elephant , as Vimes tries to talk Lady Sybil out of making him wear a formal "duke outfit" that includes red tights to an important function: No soldier would ever wear tights to a battlefield.

Not if he thought there was any chance of him being taken prisoner, anyway. Played for Laughs in Bridget Jones: She ends up having to bribe them to leave her alone by giving them her Wonderbra, but consoles herself by thinking she is safe because at least she still has underpants. The Danielle Steel novel "Malice" nearly plays out a female version of this. The protagonist is in jail for having murdered her sexually abusive father nobody believed her, thanks to his pillar of the community standing. A group of violent prisoners take her from her cell and are very close to assaulting her when she's rescued by her cellmate.

After Lana Lee is arrested on a charge of distributing pornography , she ends up sharing a cell with Betty, Frieda, and Liz — arrested for assault. It's heavily implied that, being pretty good-looking, Lana doesn't last very long before the three lesbians go after her. Another example with women: It's unclear whether or not Angel ever did suffer prison rape in the Charlie Parker Series , but the threat of it at least almost drove him to suicide, and led to Parker an NYPD detective at the time arranging to have the prisoner threatening him killed.

In the Archer Mayor novel Chat , the rape of Andy Griffis while he was in prison was part of what eventually drove him to suicide , and what's even worse is that he only wound up in jail because he was talked by his father into taking the fall for his scumbag older brother Dan for a robbery Dan committed, out of a belief that since Andy was the White Sheep of his family, they would go easy on him, only to wind up in front of a judge who threw the book at him. No one in the story treats the rape as anything less than a horrific act of violence.

Many instances, realistically portrayed and very disturbing. Rather perversely, many of the rapes perpetrated on this show are said to be against cast and crew that show up late to work. In a version of Seinfeld 's "The Contest'' episode, Jerry makes a bet with O'Reilly, Schillinger, and Augustus on who can go the longest without committing male rape. They all lose, including Jerry! Prison Break tends to suggest it more than actually give raping scenes, but it's obvious Fox River has lots of this instances. This is what happens to Tweener.

Initally stalked by T-Bag his previous bitch having committed suicide , until Michael puts a stop to it. Then later on, Captain Bellick threatens to have him "up for sale" to any prisoner looking for a "bitch" if he doesn't snitch on Michael. Tweener's snitching proves fruitless, so Bellick puts him in a cell with the sex criminal Avocado who immediately rapes him.

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The teenage boy who T-Bag received as a 'gift' from his Aryan brothers. T-Bag raped the boy repeatedly until he committed suicide.


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It's implied that Bellick is raped in his first day in a Panamanian prison. Karma is a bitch. It doesn't actually happen to Michael well at least as far as we know , but T-Bag repeatedly threatens to rape him throughout the series. Sons of Anarchy explicitly shows two characters being raped in prison. His acceptance is the worst part.

In one episode of Two and a Half Men , Berta the family's housekeeper brings Prudence, her sixteen-year-old granddaughter, to Charlie's house so she can keep an eye on her while she works. At one point, Prudence flirts with Charlie but Charlie, obviously fearing this trope, immediately backs off: I mean you're very nice and pretty, but in prison, so am I. Also mentioned in the episode written by the CSI writers. An investigator implies this will happen to Charlie if he gets sent to prison. He says he will try to prevent it by taping his butt closed.

The investigator tells him that never helps. Charlie then has an Imagine Spot of himself getting raped in prison. I love it when it's gift-wrapped. I can't go to prison! Spared from being Black Comedy Rape because it's so clearly Rick's unjustified belief that he's good-looking that's being poked fun at.

I killed a hippy. I'll go to prison, and be raped in the shower by Mr Big, who's in with the wardens. Prison Rape is much rarer in the UK penal system — that's not to say it doesn't happen, but there's a lot less of it about. At least partially because the gang culture in UK prisons is less pronounced. In the third season of Arrested Development , George Bluth complains about being under house arrest with his wife after having spent most of the first two seasons incarcerated: Here, I have to lie there and give it.

Needless to say, they are excited by the prospect of sweaty groping in the dark by buff men. It's also made fun of when Lindsay visits her father in prison during a previous season and he's explaining why he wants her to stop coming: I'm paying thousands of dollars in Krugerrands. Your mother snuck them in here, stuffed them in energy bar wrappers to keep me from getting strangled in the shower or worse. In one first season episode, George Michael is revealed to have watched an episode of Oz as a small child having confused it for The Wizard of Oz , and is terrified of visiting his grandfather in prison as a result.

The penultimate episode in Series 2 of Life On Mars has DCI Gene Hunt, now a murder suspect, complain to Sam Tyler, his DI, "You're not the one who's going to have to knit himself a new arsehole after 25 years of aggressive male affection in prison showers! It is largely implied that if Max and Paddy do not agree to Raymond's terms, rape shall be their punishment. Luckily the pair are bailed out before it comes to that.

In an episode of Without a Trace , Jack Malone essentially threatens a crippled boy with being sent to prison and resultant Prison Rape unless he tells him where he's put the missing person of the week. In Red Dwarf , the cast is sent to prison, largely because of the backstabbing of Rimmer.

In the first non-flashback set in the prison, Lister dumps a vial of the "sexual magnetism virus" on Rimmer, and the episode ends as all the inmates start groping him. At the start of the Back In the Red saga, Rimmer shows his credentials on his re-introduction. Veronica Mars is truly all over the place with rape; one of the running gags in the first season , when one of the Arcs is Veronica trying to find out who raped her, is mocking someone who's heading to adult prison with a pronouncement of "Community soap. You are an ugly-looking little quim, you know that?

So you have to be asking yourself, ugly as you are, how repulsive-looking the guy that's gonna make you his little woman is gonna be. I mean, prison is a lonely place. You sure as a hundred moons ain't gonna be pitching. Unusually, he's actually raped by the guards. An episode of entitled "Fallacy" deals with a pre-operative transgender fighting not to be sent to prison because she fears the men there will rape her.

She's sent to jail and ends up in critical care by the end of the episode, having been brutally gang raped by the other inmates - and destined to keep suffering through this for the rest of her sentence. Oddly, at no point does anyone but her seem to realize that she presents a ridiculously large target for this. In the generally so-bad-it's-good "Wildlife" episode, Stabler and Fin intimidate a rapper named "Gots Money" by rolling a pair of dice, implying that if he goes to prison his cellmate will do the same and then rape him a number of times corresponding to the dice roll.

I "gots" an eleven! A similar episode had a prison rape victim driven to be a serial rapist, going around in his van, snatching men off the street, and raping them. Like the above example, the interviewed a group of lifers who owned "her. Although they were mostly trying to scare him, the prisoners really do end up using him just like Olivia and Elliot say they would, resulting in him believing they deliberately set him up. An earlier episode, "Taken", had a man raped and killed in prison after he was falsely accused of raping a year-old girl by a family of con artists.

To make matters worse Cragen had made a joke about it earlier in the episode saying that "if there is any karma, Ramsay won't be doing much sitting down in Riker's. While not actually a prison, a minor was raped while in a mental health facility when his defense convinced the court that his rape of his teacher was caused by some sort of faulty brain set up. The kid's rapist then excused himself of the crime by claiming to have the exact same thing. Unlike most cases, however, something was actually done about it, though it was most likely due to the fact that the kid was still legally a minor.

There was one episode where they had a teen suspect. Currently in the precinct's holding cell was a man arrested for molesting boys who was only too happy to play along with Stabler when he threatened the boy with leaving the two of them alone together, even though they would have been in full view of other officers. From season 5's "Performance" about a points-for-sex club that might have led to a rape McCoy: How many points do you think you'll be worth in prison?

An episode involved a kid who received prison for some incredibly minor crime, but was so traumatized by the repeated gang rapes that he came out a killer. As is common in such cases, when McCoy goes to interview the Aryan Brotherhood lifers that abused him, they refer to the victim as "she. UK , as Matt and Ronnie gang up on a reluctant witness who won't reveal where the perp that they're looking for is hiding out: Have you ever been in a prison, Kyle?

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Big fella doing ten years for armed robbery in Ashbridge. Oh, no, he don't eat them, Matt, he—- Matt: Yes, Ron, I think we got the picture. General Hospital once had young Micheal Corinthos reveal he was raped when he was in prison temporarily. The show treated it very seriously in a similar manner to the way it previously handled the traumatic rape of female characters like Liz Webber. The storyline was lauded by several critics as powerful particularly since Michael was a legacy character the shows fans had watched grow up.

Liz herself, when confronting her attacker, taunted him about going to prison, "and maybe then, you'll learn something about rape. The Young and the Restless , a cellmate made several lewd advances to the wrongly jailed Nick, who was released before anything could happen. While imprisoned for a crime he didn't commit ironic, given the many despicable things he DID do , Kevin was beaten up by his fellow inmates. One Life to Live , when Powell, Todd, and Zach, were sent to prison for gang-raping Marty Saybrooke, ringleader Todd taunted Powell, who had turned them in, with the likelihood that this would happen to him it didn't.

While in a mental hospital for her various crimes, Sheila gets beaten up by two other prisoners. Their unpleasant appearance and demeanor , plus the way Sheila acts afterwards—taking a Shower of Angst —are clearly meant to imply that they sexually assaulted her as well. Supernatural only alluded to it in "Folsom Prison Blues" — Dean gets a taunt when they arrive, he makes a joke and acts like it was directed at Sam.

Shown in the British series The Governor. Like Oz , it is realistically portrayed and very disturbing. All it took was two words - "anal retread. The patient claims what happened to him wasn't gay - it was about surrendering. During the operation, the surgeon doesn't forget to turn on "How Deep Is Your Love" and mention how loose his patient's anus is. Fox Mulder uses this as an interrogation technique in "Terma": Mulder tries to convince Scully she might be a co-defendant, and to stick with his story that the man he stabbed in the chest was a vampire.

Your cellmate's nickname is gonna be Large Marge.


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  6. She's gonna read a lotta Gertrude Stein Byers, Frohike and Langly, before they truly became the Gunmen, have been put in jail in connection with a break-in and shootout at a warehouse. Frohike, needling Langly, says: If we were in prison, they'd be our bitch! Alluded to in an episode of Pushing Daisies in which Ned is arrested on suspicion of murder.

    This might be a sweeping generalization but I don't think an attractive man who bakes pies for a living should spend any amount of time in prison. In an episode of Friends , Phoebe quells an argument between Rachel and Monica by grabbing their ears and forcing them both to their knees. She then comments that if they were in prison, Monica and Rachel would be her bitches.

    Also referenced when a tailor molests Chandler, and Joey says that's how you're measured for trousers and Ross replies: Mentioned several times in The Wire. At one point a young character freaks out, because he's heard that there's a gang war going on at Juvie and "guys are getting raped! When one of them tries to stab him, he manages to disarm him and, before returning the favor, kisses his ear and tells him, "It's a shame we didn't have more time together; we could have made us a couple of babies.

    A rare female example in Weeds , when an imprisoned Celia complains that her cellmate wants her to be her "special friend. The crew of Pegasus gang-rape their Cylon prisoner Gina, initially in an attempt to break her resistance to interrogation and later just because they like it. The same thing nearly happens does happen, in the extended version to Athena until Helo and Tyrol intervene. In one episode of Frasier , Niles declares that his bone structure is too fine for him to go to prison.

    In another, upon finding out that the boy who bullied him as a child "He used to call me "Shorts In The Shower" boy! In one episode of CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Nick tried to set a stoner kid straight by putting him a holding room with a lot of large, hardened criminals and noting how "popular" he'll be in prison. The criminals were more than happy to play along. Averting this trope is subtly implied to be why Horatio CSI: Miami stopped off at a barbershop on his way to turn in a teenage prisoner, so the youth who's his illegitimate son can have his long hair shaved back to an un-girlish crewcut.

    British sketch comedy series Swingers featured the 'gay men enjoy prison' version, played for laughs: In fact, he's having so much fun he confesses to the crime he's been falsely accused of and to several other crimes On an episode of Reno ! Deputy Junior tells a very detailed and graphic story to a horrified group of kids visiting the jail about a Mormon kid being brutally gang raped in one of the cells. I can't go to jail, Roy!

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    They'll rape the flip out of me! In an episode of Smallville , Lois laughingly speculates that a young quarterback is making up his story of not remembering committing a crime because he wants to avoid "playing 'tight end'" for the local penitentiary. Buffy is pissed about a jock who murdered his girlfriend, and rather than forgiving him like she is told will lift the curse cites he deserves "sixty years of breaking rocks and making special friends with Roscoe the weightlifter.

    In "Earshot" she was about to suggest this as Jonathan's fate if he were to commit mass murder, and in "Who Are You" she well Faith says there'll be some Big Bertha to give her attention in prison. Katrina's last words apart from "get off me! And when in prison Johnathan and Andrew discuss the possibility of this happening to them.

    They're stuck between the proverbial rock and hard place, as the other option before the Scoobies help them escape involves Willow killing them. In the Angel spin-off, Team Angel have to break into a vault to steal a magical artifact and Fred comments, "We're still working on a plan, but so far, it involves being sent to prison and becoming somebody's bitch.

    A woman asks Vinnie how he survived 18 months in a federal pen — Vinnie claims he "married the toughest guy there and he fought off all the others". Hilariously averted when corrupt media mogul Winston Newquay is locked in a cell, and a Scary Black Man twice his size crawls out from under the bunk and starts to take off his shirt The episode ends on them singing a duet. A recurring skit on Saturday Night Live "Scared Straight" Keenan Thompson often joined by the Host of the Week talks to some teens about the dangers of going to prison, most of which involves prison rape.

    One of the "Roxbury Brothers" skits had the titular characters getting thrown in prison after basically assaulting a woman at a dance club—surrounding her and bouncing her back and forth between them this is a repeated occurrence in these sketches Two of the brothers are taken out of the cell while the remaining one is surrounded by the other prisoners, who proceed to toss him around just as he and his brothers did the woman.

    It's played for laughs, of course, but it's pretty obvious what this represents. In the NBC made-for-tv movie Born Innocent , Linda Blair plays a fourteen-year-old runaway who, while in a girl's detention center, is gang-raped in the shower with a plunger handle. Broadway style "Whose the slightly effeminate one? Who dropped the soap? When Dorothy and Stan are threatened with legal action from the IRS it was Stan's fault and he is worried about going to prison, Dorothy angrily tells him.

    And I hope a six-foot tall, bald convict named 'Bubba' choses you as his girlfriend! Comes up once in a blue moon as an interrogation technique in Criminal Minds , most often delivered by Morgan who due to his backstory has no problem telling child molesters exactly what the general population does to their kind. Also joked about in an early episode: We'll both go to prison and you'll be somebody's bitch.

    Murder, She Wrote has this be attempted once possibly twice in the past in "Tainted Lady". Surprisingly, it's subverted police officer on prisoner. His parents sue the city. On ER , a prisoner is brought into the hospital, having been injured in a fight. It soon becomes obvious, via the location of his injuries, that he was raped. Played for laughs in an episode where Carter is arrested.

    His Scary Black Man cellmate approaches him, undoing his pants, declaring, "I've got something for you" Carter screams in panic. Walter White's lawyer Saul on Breaking Bad has a line about how a young man in prison will "get his rectum resized YAY big", with a hand signal for a cylindrical hole.

    When Walt at one point toys with the idea of having Jesse Pinkman arrested for some minor offence to get him off the streets Saul reacts with a hesitant: Subverted in the 5th season. Gillian, now in an insane asylum, promises the very butch female ward who is staring at her naked "what she wants" in exchange for a favor. The ward gets her alone In the third season of the French crime drama Braquo , Prosecutor Vanderbeck implies that he was subject to what he calls "these inconveniences", adding that he thought his old age should have protected him.

    He uses this as a bargaining chip with Roxanne: In an episode of Malcolm in the Middle , Reese is sent to prison as part of a Scared Straight program, and singled out by Cole Train to recieve a lecture on life in prison, beginning with "Let me tell you, cupcakes, what your first day of being here will be like" and ending with "And don't expect no flowers afterwards. The titular character walks into an interrogation room and tells the prisoner "If you don't tell me what I want to know, I'm going to put the word out that you like guys with big—-".

    It cuts to the outside of the room at that point and we never hear what word he used, but the preceding words and the guy's reaction make it obvious what he was getting at. Also, when Alex is imprisoned.

    A sleazy defendant who she was prosecuting taunts her father and Walker about her "learning new skills" while in jail. The men's reaction is precisely what you'd expect from a woman's father and boyfriend. She is in fact attacked at one point, and while not a rape, the scene does give off this vibe Strong Medicine: After Lu is raped, her friend Peter tries to comfort her and claims to know how she feels. Lu angrily tells him, "Unless you've spent some serious time in the joint, I don't think so! Thrown into a holding cell, he is appraised by the other inmates in a way that he is oblivious to and which might not augur well if played for drama.

    Instead, Sheldon glares at the big, hard, tough looking con in the place nearest the door and says "You're in my spot". Figuring he's in the presence of a real maniac psycho who is throwing down a challenge, the tough-looking con surrenders the spot. Orange Is the New Black: Subverted, as sex between inmates seen on the show is consensual.

    Discussed during "Bora Bora Bora" when the guards and inmates giving the tour pretend it's common, and also when Alex plays with Pennsatucky's fears of this. This is played for laughs when several of the prisoners are participating in a scared straight program, trying to frighten a group of adolescent delinquents into better behavior by telling them terrifying stories about life in prison.

    Each episode 2 players will step forward and challenge this fellow. The 2 contestants must mimic the trick the host performs. The set will be an arena, with 3 tubs in the middle. Tricks could be performed from inside or outside the tub. BUT only kicking is allowed. Hand-soup is an automatic lose. Tricks could involve such things as handstands and cartwheels. BUT, and this is the tricky part.. All contestants must be naked girl contestants are allowed to wear bras and their genitals must always be covered.

    Since there are no curtains, all contestants must cup their genitals with their hands. If, at any point one of the 3 judges sees a tip, or a loose ball the contestent is out. Because after all, it is a family show. I saw this a while ago not on reddit though. Knew how it was going to end and still spent a good five minutes laughing. I was expecting to get advice that would help me avoid getting raped in prison but I don't think this will work. I watched this video, forgetting to check the subreddit.

    I laughed, but I wondered what could I possibly be subscribed to that would have a silly video like this. Checked and remembered I just subscribed today. I'm going to enjoy the new addition. I cannot watch this on my phone. I hope I never end up in prison, otherwise i'll hate myself for not being able to watch it while I could. This won't work in prison, judging by the movies, they don't have bend edges and anyway you accidentally could hit someone in balls with the soup which would be way worse for you.

    This guy is a clown. On a side note, I'm sure if I tried this, my swift kick would kill my balance and I would be on the floor. I used to spend a lot of time in the shower playing this game, that was until my I got out of jail. I've always wondered why people are so afraid to pick up dropped soap in prison. Why not just squat down by bending your knees instead of bending over? I didn't even watch the video. All I can say is I figured it out first and I do it with all of my other shower accessories Which are all bottles of course.

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