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The doctor accepted andhanded the flask back to the lawyer, who closed it and put it away. Peter met them there. Peter said, "I know that you guys are forgiven because you're here. Before I let you into Heaven, I have to ask you something. You have to have a car in Heaven because Heaven is so big, what kind of car you get will depend on your answer. The guy said, "Yeah, 7 times Here's a Pinto to drive. The second guy said, "I was married for 41 years and cheated on her once, but that was our first year and we really worked it out good.

I was married for 63 years and didn't even look at another woman! I treated my wife like a queen!

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Here's a Jaguar! When they asked the guy with the Jaguar what was wrong, he said, "I just saw my wife, she was on a skateboard!

The Rabbi notices an unusually fancy phone on a side table in the Pope's private chambers. The Holy Father insists that the Rabbi try it out, and, indeed, he is connected to the Lord. The Rabbi holds a lengthy discussion with Him.


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After hanging up the Rabbi says. This is great!

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But listen, I want to pay for my phone charges. He checks the counter on the phone and says, "All right! The charges were , Lira. A few months later, the Pope is in Jerusalem on an official visit. In the Chief Rabbi's chambers he sees a phone identical to his and learns it also is a direct line to the Lord. The Pope remembers he has an urgent matter that requires divine consultation and asks if he can use the Rabbi's phone. The Rabbi gladly agrees, hands him the phone, and the Pope chats away.

After hanging up, the Pope offers to pay for the phone charges. This time, the Chief Rabbi refuses to accept payment. After the Pope insists, the Chief The Rabbi relents and looks on the phone counter and says: "1 Shekel 50! The child thought about this for a moment, then said, "So why's the groom wearing black? She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the woman shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!

Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one! Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, When he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She takes aim, kills the creature, and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank.

Laying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then the woman flips the alligator on it's back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Darn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!

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The bartender says, "No way. I don't think you can pay for it. I don't have any money, but if I show you something you haven't seen before, will you give me a drink? He puts the hamster on the bar and it runs to the end of the bar, down the bar, across the room, up the piano, jumps on the keyboard and starts playing Gershwin songs.

And the hamster is really good. The bartender says, "You're right. I've never seen anything like that before. That hamster is truly good on the piano. The guy reaches into his coat again and pulls out a frog. He puts the frog on the bar, and the frog starts to sing. He has a marvelous voice and great pitch. A fine singer. The guy says, "It's a deal. The stranger runs out of the bar. The bartender says to the guy "Are you some kind of nut? It must have been worth millions. You must be crazy. As he was driving his truck through the desert, the truck breaks down.

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The next day the first truck driver arrives in town and sees the second truck driver crossing the road with penguins walking in single file behind him. The first truck driver jumps out of his truck and says, "What's going on? And I had enough money left over so now we're going to see a movie.

The examination was two hours long, and exam booklets were provided. The professor was very strict and told the class that any exam that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted and the student would fail. A half hour into the exam, a student came rushing in and asked the professor for an exam booklet. He then took a seat and began writing. After two hours, the professor called for the exams, and the students filed up and handed them in.

All except the late student, who continued writing. A half hour later, he came up to the professor who was sitting at his desk preparing for his next class. He attempted to put his exam on the stack of exam booklets already there. It's late. A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field.

The old farmer, after seeing what had happened, went over to investigate. He then dug a hole and buried the politicians. A few days later the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus, and asked the old farmer where all the politicians had gone. The old farmer said he had buried them. The sheriff asked the old farmer, "Were they all dead? Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?

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Driver: It's not my car. I stole it. Officer: The car is stolen? Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there. Officer: There's a gun in the glove box? Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk. Driver: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation: Captain: Sir, can I see your license?

Driver: Sure.