Yes, Cops Do It-Oh Yeah!

Oh yes! They do it! Highway Patrol Officer Jackson (one very hot well built black man) and Officer Tyler often took their "pull it over" authority just a little beyond.
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One more time and you're out on the street. Do you understand me? Look, Boss, let me tell The Chief ain't chew it all out. You still got a little ass there. Don't fuck with me Axel! Todd's looking for you. He is really pissed. You know what he said? This is your worst fuck up ever. Personally, I don't think that's true. I never been in no cell that had a phone in it. Can I stay for a while, 'cause I ordered some pizza. I was wondering how much something like this went for. One hundred and thirty thousand dollar.

Get the fuck out of here! Because it's very important piece. Have you ever sold one of these? I sell it myself! Y'all the second team? We're the first team. Yeah, and we're not gonna fall for a banana in the tailpipe. It should be more natural, brother. It should flow out, like this - "Look, man, I ain't fallin' for no banana in my tailpipe!

You been hanging out with this dude too long. I think you should be more worried about what we're going to do with you. Yeah, Jenny, don't worry about me. We got cocaine and coffee here. We're gonna get wired and have a big party. You're all under arrest! You do that again, I'll shoot you myself! If something happens to her That would be a neat trick. I remember you used to drive that crappy blue Chevy Nova. What are you driving now? Same crappy blue Chevy Nova. You know what I keep thinking about? You know the end of Butch Cassidy?

Redford and Newman are almost out of ammunition, and the whole Bolivian army is out- out in front of this little hut? Billy, I'm gonna make you pay for this. Is this your car? In Beverly Hills we just take whichever car is closest. Now listen to me, my tough little friend. I don't know from under what stone you crawled, or where you get these ridiculous ideas about me, but it seems painfully obvious you haven't the slightest fucking idea who you're dealing with.

Now, my advice to you is crawl back to your little stone in Detroit before you get squashed. You keep it as a souvenir. I already have three of 'em in my bag. Hey man what's hapnin' Phil, I new dat was you, he told me that wasn't you, said you don't come here no more, but I said it's Phil! I told you that's Phil, you liar! Strip Club Holdup Man 1: Get outta here man!

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Hey Philip, gimme kiss baby! Get your hands on the table! What's all the hostility Phil? Whachoo doin' with all these guns man? Get back, I told you to get back! Way to go, Rosewood, you're some kinda cop, you know that! What's this man doing here? Billy, you know, you don't have to be embarrassed if your dick gets hard. Your dick is supposed to get hard. That's the whole object of this. Taggart's dick is hard, but he won't let you know 'cause he's the boss.

Boss' dick got to stay limp, right? See, I ain't on duty so my dick can be hard. All he asked me to do was drive you out of town. Now I'm gonna screw that up, too. You can't go in 'cause you're a cop in this town. You go in there without probable cause, they're gonna call it an illegal search. Or didn't they teach you that in cop school? You know what this stuff is used for? Yeah, some people filter hot water through it and drink it. Yeah, I'm gonna take this home and filter hot water through it and drink it in the morning. Yeah, these guys are serious.

I hate machine guns! Don't mess with me now, Axel. It's the first time he's left his desk in 12 years! At least he's had 12 years. Anyway, it's a homicide case and it belongs to Rand. Now go to the hospital! Well, you don't mind if I ask around a little bit, do you? Don't do a damn thing! Your ass is skating on thin ice as it is! Hey, look, we're talking about a friend of mine, here! Yes, we are, aren't we! Now, let's take a close look at that. One, a hoodlum friend. Two, a professional hit.

Three, in a cop's apartment. This whole thing stinks to high heaven! How do you know it was a professional hit? He owns the union leadership, because he promoted them. He kills morale by promoting his suck-ups and serfs who are far from the most qualified. He's going bye-bye very soon. The citizens want him out. Being a LEO is like being a soldier or a priest. You don't do it for the money, or the education , or to play with cool toys. You do it because there is a "calling" not because you want to have power. A good LEO does not care about the pay, stays true to their convictions and does what they know is right.

Problem we see today is the bad or so-so LEO's give the good ones bad press. All of these vids and media reports as of late do not tell the real story, police work is hard,dirty, even stupid sometimes. There was a saying in the military Oh, when you see a cop Makes things better on both parts. Does anyone have advice on how to become a police officer?

I'm going back to school this winter for my criminology degree, and eventually want to be a homicide detective. However I'm unclear on what steps to take other than school, and it's hard to get ahold of police recruiters in this area. Any help would be much appreciated! I encourage you all to read, "Stabbed in the Other I", penned by Bernard Fife, the story of a deputy sheriff who was the victim of both a character and physical assasination. My Sergeant walked behind me to use the bathroom.

The State Courts denied delayed and refused to pay my separation pay every court employee receives, except me. There are too many adverse personnel actions the court system has taken against me to mention. I believe in being my own advocate and complained to every civil rights agency's, that said no "Probable Cause".

The courts and it's judges are above the law also failing to appear in a discrimination case I filed against them and the judge in that case refused my request for a default judgement for the court system's failing to appear. The letter the courts and I received to attend the discrimination case stated "No Adjournments" and both parties Must bring their witness lists.

I appeared brought my witness list while the court system failed to call e-mail or notify and bring witness list the judge who adjourned the case in spite of my objections. I am certain the judge would have dismissed my case if I failed to appear at the same hearing. Equality, workplace violence are always spoken of today, so how could the court system get away with not abiding by the Agreement because, they don't have to.

There was no mutual combatant situation. I am writing a book called "Injustice for All, Behind the Badge:. The book is with my editor and when it's published the corrupt New York State Courts will not be happy. The Courts stole my 26 year pay after their sergeant hit and disabled me from working per all evidence. The book is from an Officer's inside view working in the justice system with the judges who allegedly dispense justice, NOT!

I am retired disabled in pain for life due to my sergeant hitting and disabling me. The courts covered it up protecting the reckless act and failing to grant Agreement benefits to the victim ME including separation pay. Carol of Corona in Lake Elsinore, California. Disabled Officer in Levittown, New York said: I am so sorry for what happened to you. I pray God will bless you in spite of all of the injustice you have faced. Glad you are exposing it. I agree that we need to thank cops. Even the bad ones still risk their lives to protect us.

If we don't show gratitude, the only cops WILL be the bad ones. Ex in Glasgow, United Kingdom. Interesting to hear that it sounds the same across the pond. I'm an Ex cop that served only the probationary term. I left on good terms but enjoyed my job. I'm an Ex infantry soldier, travelled, worked a few minor jobs, went to university and became a nurse.

Left on good terms to become a cop. I'm not sitting on the fence but I do agree with both sides. Yes there's lots of paperwork and I felt like I spent too much time typing up crime reports and some were petty and unnecessary. I'd rather be out on the streets where it all happens and taking genuine serious calls.

There where those who whined and moaned but most had their own personal reasons, and then there was those who loved it. My problem was I had too much life experience and didn't join with a "fresh face". I wish I joined when I was younger. I've discovered that service jobs will always have a political element getting in the way of your job and giving you more protocols, guidelines, rules to follow and pressure.

When you join the military you join a family. Your family does good and bad things but you would never disgrace them or dishonour them. Same goes for the police. You leave because of personal reasons not because of the job. If you hate your job you hate your family and you leave on bad terms enough said. I'm now nursing again but have no regrets of my past careers. Soldier, Police officer and Nurse. BPG in Detroit, Michigan. Hope this comes out the way I mean it too.

Most people that genuinely have the intention to do good never feel like they accomplished anything because their goals were higher than they achieved their too hard on themselves because they want it to turn out the way they want it but don't realize their goals were unrealistic because they took on more than was meant for one person. So long story short if all the cops out there felt the way you do the progress that you wanted would be achieved.

So don't get too disappointed in your self it's not a one man job. I wish more police officers felt the way you do. Joe boy in Newark, New Jersey. I have to say I've been a cop for 4 years and what a miserable experience. The department I work in is the worst. To get far in it you have to kiss up to the bosses and bring in numbers to satisfy them. I took this job with the idea that I'm going to go out there and respond to actual calls of people who need help, and no go out and hunt like a pack of wolves for every damn violation that can exist.

The funny thing is you expect "brothers in blue" to be united but far from it. Comrority does not exist. A cop will stab you behind the back before any other civilian would. Please, anyone thinking of taking this job, think again. It ruins your life. It's 4am and I'm on a forum expressing my hatred for this job, if that's not a wake up call I don't know what is. So many other jobs out here. Holding a gun and wearing a shield does not make you cool young lads.

Going out there and stopping every person just to boost your fat captains ego and kiss his rear is not what being a cop is. God this job had gone to crap. Joe boy in Newark, New Jersey said: This saddens me yet your perspective is one I always wondered about and haven't read until now. I appreciate your honestly. Here I am, a 38 year old female longing to change careers from social work to law enforcement.

Currently I work with the homeless population. I feel I do nothing to improve this city or the individuals I encounter. Basically, it's my job to give handouts. Regardless of their choices in criminal activities, addictions, metal heath or general crappy personalities, my job is to be their personal doormat. I admire law enforcement. I admire anyone of if willing to do what needs to be done to protect the community. You have an honorable job and I wish you nothing but the best. Stay safe and thank you for your service but please know, you are appreciated.

Especially to those who want to be in your shoes. You"ll find that in alot of places of employment management will show favortism will have their favorites!!! I totally agree with you law enforcement is just a business a paycheck yr absolutely right!!! BMD43 in Scranton, Pennsylvania said: I currently work at a satellite office for a college in PA. However, I find no fulfillment in my job and have always thought about a career in law enforcement. I am looking into going through the training to become a police officer and am just looking for some information regarding the life of an officer.

I understand that there is a great deal of stress in the life of an officer, however, I find my current job very stressful. Does anyone have any advice for someone in my position? It would be greatly appreciated. Being a police officer in PA is not worth it, leaving other police officers get off on crimes, looking the other way for the different politicians or other who are "friends" with politicians or other police officers, and if you decide that there is no case or something wrong with it, you will still proceed to put an innocent person in prison because if you don't your life will be a living hell, because the department needs the good publicity, or they need to help out a "friend" with his political career or promotion by causing issues for someone close to them.

Go help in other ways and have a better more happier life, because you will be miserable if you do. Heck there is some good jobs in Canada and Europe that can use your skills and background. Jonathan in Brooklyn, New York. I'll tell you this. I'm currently on the job and posted not to long ago about this job and it's got worse. It's ruined my life. My girlfriend left me and it's cause of this job. The time you give to it is ridiculous. I promise you and tel you from experience, you will have no life. Sad part is its your own co workers who are the biggest scums not the community. The brotherhood is fake.

They don't look out for you. They are they first to betray you. Like I said I lost a great person because of this job. Didn't let me be myself, had me tired, upset; stressed all the time. As much as she tried to understand me the job took over my life and couldn't give her the love she deserved. Trust me brother this job will ruin you. I regret it everyday I suit up.

There are so many other government jobs that are better. Please do not make this mistake.


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Shamonj in Detroit, Michigan said: Hello Police Officers I was thinking that you all should come together and write a book about your experiences. All of you could come together, talk about the good, the bad and the ugly. I'd love to publish a book on that particular subject. TheHopefulLeo in Mesa, Arizona. There needs to be a spotlight shined on the applicant's perspective in regards to recruitment and hiring. It's a long frustrating position to be in, and for an entry level job at that. I have never felt like I have had to jump through so many hoops just to be looked at amongst the hundreds of applicants i.

What, because her daddy's not a captain? You know she wasn't cut out for this shit. She almost got Van Houser killed. You guys are cold, man. You got cold, dead eyes. Yeah both of you.


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    4. You have a soul? Yes, we just leave it at home. Yo, we gonna sit around yapping or we gonna get this done? Dude, you guys saved that rookie's life. That was one big fucking fat ese. Not every call's a foot pursuit or a car chase. Some guys at other agencies have never even drawn their weapon or been in a gun fight. Yeah, but here that's just half your shift. In the South end, we'll get involved in more capers in one deployment period than most cops see their entire career. Never fall asleep in a room full of cops! Hey, is that Big Evil's mom right there?

    Why the fuck did you get married in your dress blues? If you worked at Best Buy would you wear that fucking stupid polo shirt? I was born to fucking do this shit. I'm gonna try not to wake you up. I can't believe that I stayed over. This, this is interesting. I have never shot one before. Maybe that could be our next date. I did go through your wallet. I am naturally curious. I hope that's okay. Gotta love a guy who has a picture of his mom in his wallet.

    Kristin, Mia, Raquel, etc. Um, you won't be needing this anymore. For their selfless actions and their exemplary service to the citizens of this city, the Medal of Valor is presented to Officer Brian Taylor and Officer Miguel Zavala. We should get them when they do to lunch at that Chinese place. That Chinese place is crawling with cops. We gotta get these fuckers when they're alone. We can fucking follow their asses home and hit them there. Mira, homegirl, white boy's in fucking Simi Valley. The other fucking fool's in San Gabriel. We gotta get these fuckers at the same time! E, this is one time, homie.

    Not a bunch of fucking niggas. This fucker is straight from SHU, homeboy! You stop fucking around. You got in the car! You want to fucking hang with the fucking carnales, now you fucking pay the fucking price of fucking admission, homeboy. I'll fucking kill this fucking bitch, alright? You shut the fuck up. You get that shit out of my face! I'll fucking kill you, motherfucker!

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    Don't you fucking disrespect. I got this shit, man. This is fucking stupid. Those motherfuckers got bulletproof vests. We need to hit them with some AK's and shit. Don't fucking rank out, La La! When the fuck have I ever backed out from shit, huh? Get that fucking camera out of my face.

    I'm saying, we just can't fuck this shit up.

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    I don't give a fuck, man. I'll do the motherfucking time. I just don't want the big homies fucking whacking me. Fucking whacking me for fucking up! We need a fucking plan. And you fucking know it, homie. That's all I'm, saying. I'll get some fucking big guns from the Border Brothers. I think we killed that guy. This is my day job. This is where the forces of good prepare to fight the forces of evil. This is my partner, Officer Zavala. I'm on my chones, dude. I know dude, come on. I'm in my chones. We work basic patrol here at Newton. One of the toughest divisions in the LAPD.

    Shootin' Newton, baby, that's right. This little thing can break windows, here. Can of OC spray. We're sick of holding up your end. That's what happens when you fuck with the police! Curbside's at it again, bro. Curbside likes these vehicles because they blend in, you can put a lot of people in them, and this door slides back and the gang members open fire. I like her, Brian. How long have you known Brian? He and Mike went to the Academy together. X 25 shows Code 6 with X Transport this son of a bitch. Check out this motherfucker's burner, bro.

    Dude he's got more bling than the old lady's wedding ring. You don't have any holes in you? Let's toss the truck. Hey, who was he shooting at? Who was he shooting at? That's fucked up, man. Did I tell you that me and Gabby got in a huge fight over the fire? She was like, 'you could have died for someone else's kid when ours hasn't even been born yet. I don't think I could go into another burning building. Just put that shit out there.

    Taylor, would you call for a rescue? What did he look like? Where did he go? Northbound through the houses. Hispanic male, blue checkered shirt. Zero-head, he's a parolee. Dispatch, weapon used was a knife. That's when we fucking graduate. We fucking get the upgrade right now. Not fucking gonna be little fucking paisas no fucking more. That's what we're gonna do. They want to come into our fucking hood and fucking talk shit to us? You fucking do this shit right.


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    You guys want to fucking collect? You guys got to fucking put up. This time we're gonna do it right. Yeah, we're doing this. Fucking guys have some fucking balls. Hey E, after we get these motherfuckers, you know, it's gonna be a little hot in the hood, though. We're gonna get the fuck out of here after that.

    I'm gonna fucking take you guys to fucking Vegas. You guys fucking do this shit right, I'm gonna treat you right.