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It was Psychodalek. Why is it that animals have only two genders? My wife said I'm always rude to her and that I'm a sexist pig I told her to shut it, I refuse to be spoken to like that by the kitchen staff. Who thought it a good idea to put the letter "S" in the word "Lisp". Eager to impress my new vegan girlfriend I cooked her a "Mixed Grill" of aubergine, carrot, courgette, red onion and sweet potato. I don't like to talk about my years spent working as a cinema usher.

I was in a dark place at the time. My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with Dads Army. Her name vill also go on ze list.

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I'm off to my works Christmas do at the urology department. It's bring a bottle. I asked that Italian beggar in town today his name, he said twas Giovanni change. I asked that Italian beggar in town today his name,he said twas Giovanni change. Happy Christmas Bigmo and thanks for all your wonderful jokes over the years, you made me laugh when I really needed too, so thanks again mate.

Thanks workrider. As I bang on every year it's my birthday Christmas Day. This year is a bit more special as it's my 65th. So I guess a big joke could be I'm still above ground. I hope over the years I've posted a few that have made people smile and if any have caused offence I'm sorry.

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Hope everyone has a lovely Christmas. I hope over the years I've posted a few that have made people smile and. Many classics bigmo. Thank you for the smiles and laughs.

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Great stuff indeed!! Sharing a birthday with you know who is a bit special.


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Have a good one. Well said lads,this thread is the best on the forum,heard a few but plenty of new ones to leave me smiling,thanks bigmo. Mate of mine got a job in the Picadilly toilets as an attendant. When I met up with him I asked how it had gone up to now. Terrible,he said, we get posh blokes coming in and taking young men into the cubicles, others smoking fragrant cigarettes and we have to pick up used needles all the time left by the addicts shooting up.

Terrible,he said, we get posh blokes coming in and taking young men into the cubicles, others smoking fragrant cigarettes and w. Got sad news today. After 7 years of medical training, my good friend has been struck off after 1 minor indiscretion. A genuinely nice guy, and a brilliant vet. A genuinely ni. I put some change in a homeless guys cup and some woman said "some of them have nice homes you know" I said "not this one, I evicted him yesterday".

For my first question on Mastermind, John Humphrys asked Many people forget what Christmas is really about. Happy Birthday, Santa. Drinking alcohol before pregnancy can cause pregnancy. My wife and I have decided to go down the adoption route and have discussed our preferences.

She wants a girl and I want a Snow Leopard. My Archimedes Heel is Greek references!! Happy belated 65th bigmo. May we have many more of them. Thanks Aspro. In man walked on the moon. In man is walking on eggshells. I just lost my job manufacturing keyboards. Vladimir Putin has always been sensitive about his stature. The fact that he looks like Dobby the elf hasn't gone unnoticed. Before he became a bigwig in the KGB he had several jobs all of which he left after cruel name-calling His 1st job after leaving school was at a men's outfitters where he got the nickname Vlad the imp taylor.

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He left the Russian navy after 1 week fed up of being called Vlad the imp sailor Later he worked as a prison guard and on a whaling ship where he earned similar nicknames. His 1st job after lea. We were shopping yesterday at a high-end store and my wife complained that the whole time she was in there, she was getting closely followed around by this big fat black lady. I replied, "That's your shadow. It's 11 years today since my best mate came running into my room with tears streaming down his face shouting, it's a boy, it's a boy! We haven't been back to Thailand since then.

My wife wanted a double entendre for Xmas so I gave her one.

I got a new fit bit last week. I won't be telling the wife, though. When I was younger the police asked me, "Can you describe to us the man who stole your phone? A lorry loaded with Brussels sprouts has overturned in Fife. The driver said he had trouble controlling the vehicle due to bad wind. I used to be in a band with a residency at the local nudist camp.

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We didn't cover anything. I served for nine years in the Services and took flak on the frontline every single day Don't blame Christmas. You were fat in August. My wife and I went to the auction mart the other week and we stopped at was the breeding bulls. You could learn a lot from him. My girlfriend said, "if she could name a song that described her perfectly it would have to be I said "plane or train?

Well, I've got a new phone, watched some porn, like you do , set up mobile banking, managed to upload a video, took some HD pics of the dogs, used facebook, checked all my email, nearly bought a car on eBay, had messages of women in my area who want to have sex with me, I knew this was a scam because one of them was my wife.