Man Walks Into A Bar 2

A Man Walks Into A Bar 2. A book walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Please, no stories!" (thanks to Michael Holba) A giraffe walks into a bar. "High balls are.
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Some Texans are mingling at the bar when an Oxford graduate walks in. Infinitely many mathematicians walk into a bar.

An amnesiac walks into a bar. At an all-you-can-eat buffet, my nine-year-old was excited to find a chocolate milk machine. But her aunt did not approve. What does he look like? A panda walks into a bar and gobbles some beer nuts. Then he pulls out a gun, fires it in the air, and heads for the door. Eats shoots and leaves. A horse walks into a bar. Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar.

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This cowboy walks into a bar and orders a beer. His hat is made of brown wrapping paper, his shirt and vest are made of waxed paper, and his chaps, pants, and boots are made of tissue paper. Pretty soon they arrest him for rustling. Doctor Jones likes to stop at a bar after work and enjoy an almond daiquiri.

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One day, Dick the bartender runs out of almonds and uses hickory nuts instead. Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. A man walks into a bar with a chunk of asphalt under one arm. A grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you!


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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first chemist says, "I'll have a glass of H2O. The first chemist says, "I'll have a glass of H His assassination attempt failed. A German walks into a bar and asks for a martini. The bartender asks, "Dry? Martin, Joss Whedon, and Steven Moffat walk into a bar, and everyone you've ever loved dies. So a five dollar bill walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Hey. This is a singles bar.

A snake slithers into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender replies, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here. A priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar. A Roman walks into a bar and says, "One martinus please. Three fonts walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "We don't serve your type in here.


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Do you have a better 'Guy walks into a bar' joke? The man strolls over to her. I'm Bill Williams from Terre Haute. So how are things in Beirut? What do you call a Bohemian that gets thrown out of a bar? Duck walks into a bar. Says to the bar tender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts. Next day, duck walks into the bar, "I want to buy some peanuts. Next day, the duck walks into the bar, "I want to buy some peanuts! If you ask one more time, I'll nail you to the wall! Next day, the duck walks into the bar, "Do you have any nails? A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place.

The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them. Then he grabs some sliced limes and eats them.

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He then jumps onto the pool table and grabs one of the billiard balls. To everyone's amazement, he sticks it in his mouth, and somehow swallows it whole.

The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did? I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff. Two weeks later the guy is in the bar again, and has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. Then the monkey finds a peanut, and again sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted.

So a guy walks into a bar after a round of golf and sits down at a table opposite a flashily dressed blonde who says to him" I'm a hooker" and he says "well, if you turn your hands on the shaft a little bit to the left A nonrenewable natural resource walks in to a bar and orders a tall glass of whiskey. The bar tender says "sorry friend, I cant serve YOU; you have been getting wasted all day long!

So, Thomas Edison walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Okay, I'll serve you a beer, just don't get any ideas. A guy walks into a bar and sees a horse tending bar, apron and all, wiping out a glass. He stares at the horse for a minute without saying a word. The horse returns the stare and breaks the silence by asking, "Hey buddy, what's the matter? You can't believe that a horse can tend bar? An Irishman walks into a bar, and tells the bartender "I'll have three rounds, all at once.

Back in Dublin, my brothers and I would all go to the pub and have a round together. I moved over here a few years ago but I still keep the tradition. The Irishman returned for several nights. One night, the Irishman comes in and only orders two rounds. The bartender shaken, asks "what happened? Did one of your brothers die? He asks the bartender why the Magi are wearing fireman's hats and the barkeep says, "Well, everyone knows that they came from afar. The Tree Wise Men are all wearing fireman's hats.

A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He orders a beer, and another, and another, etc. He walks out the side door, and a few seconds later, he walks in the front door, sits down, orders a drink, and the bartender asks him to leave. He gets up, walks out the side door, and comes back in the front door and is asked to leave. This happens about eight more times, and on the ninth, the man exclaims," How many bars do you work in, man?!?!?!?!

Two guys are walking their dogs, a black lab and a Chihuahua. Passing a bar, the "lab" walker says, "Let's get a beer. Give me a break. An amnesiac walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get you today? Bartender asks, "how's it going? Julius Caesar walks into a bar. The Bartender gives him a puzzled look and asks, "Don't you mean a 'martini'? So Jesus walks into a bar and says, "I'll just have a glass of water.