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Embed Size px. Start on. Show related SlideShares at end. WordPress Shortcode. Published in: Education. Full Name Comment goes here. Are you sure you want to Yes No. Be the first to like this. No Downloads. Views Total views. Actions Shares. Embeds 0 No embeds. No notes for slide. Khushwant singh's joke book 5 1.
Khushwant Singh, humourist, raconteur, editor, short- story writer, novelist, commentator, has earned a new accolade — "the master spinner of jokes. His ability to make Indians laugh at themselves, and at their own foibles, has earned him a readership and fan following that is unparalleled. As India's best known journalist and syndicated columnist, he is admired and lambasted in equal measure because of his often irreverent and controversial views.
However, even his staunchest critics agree that he is eminently readable. After a brief law practice at Lahore High Court and a stint with the Ministry of External Affairs, he shot to literary fame with his award-winning novel Train to Pakistan and the two- volumed History of the Sikhs. Master craftsman of his art, Khushwant Singh lives in Delhi and continues to "hold a mirror to our face He was allotted a middle seat but decided to take the window seat instead, which had been allotted to an old lady. The lady requested Santa to exchange the seats and let her sit on the seat allotted to her.
He refused, saying, 'I want to see the view from the window.
Santa was adamant and bluntly refused. The air hostess went up to the co-pilot. He too came and requested Santa, but in vain. Finally, the captain of the aircraft came. He whispered something in Santa's ears.
Santa immediately vacated the window seat and took the middle seat. Astonished, the air hostess and the co-pilot asked the captain what he had said to Santa. The captain replied: 'Nothing, I just told him that only the middle seats will go to Chandigarh.
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All others were going to Jalandhar. Thanks to that, I was able to patch up the hole! Santa was carrying a large gunny bag over his shoulder. He asked his maneem accountant to add up all he owned and how long it could last. The muneem added up all his assets and assured him that it would certainly hold out till the traditional saat pusht — seven generations.
Far from being relieved Lala Garib Chand looked more disconsolate than before and with a great sigh of sorrow exclaimed, Hai! Hamaaree aathveen pusht ka kya hogaV Oh! What will happen to our eighth generation?
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Contributed by UK. You go to school where they do not teach, In the House of God, they hatred preach. If you have merit, you will sigh and sob, If you are backward, you might get a job. Out of caste, if you dare to wed, Your kith and kin will chop your head. If you are honest, in north or in south, You will live from hand to mouth. If you are wily and your means sinister, You are likely to become a chief minister. But remember the new maxim, my lad, Defection is good, conversion is bad. Contributed by G.
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In , though, came a terrible back injury suffered while visiting his grandparents in Caldas Novas. When I fell into the water I hit my head on the bottom of the pool and twisted my neck, which caused a fracture of a vertebra.
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The doctors could never explain what happened. With that kind of fracture, most cases end in paralysis. Yet somehow the vertebra broke without causing paralysis. And then, after much work, it healed perfectly. All they could do was tell me how lucky I was.
I don't see it as luck, I see it as God protecting me and saving me from what would have been a life-changing injury. A year later came his international debut, then a first goal for Brazil against Iceland in March and he was a member of Scolari's squad that triumphed in South Korea and Japan. But, he says, 'I don't pray for victory. It may be tempting to some, but I don't ever do that. That's not something we should expect God to get involved in. It would be abusing our relationship with him. I do pray that he gives me the possibility to do well, but then, once I am given the chance, it's up to me to do it.