Dead Pastor Sketch (Crazy Christians and Large Frozen Fish)

Crazy Christians and Large Frozen Fish (part of this collection) Dead Pastor Sketch - A Christian parody of Monty Python's classic 'Dead Parrot Sketch.
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These scripts are not DRM enabled and can be shared freely. They are also available in the Kindle Lending Library. Back to School - A lesson in choosing between being popular in school and "letting your light shine. This series was written for a children's camp. Heart Edition - A Christmas nitpicker is sucking the joy right out of the season. Five Advent Readings - not exactly a script, but these five readings are perfect for any and all Advent services. God and Politics - An aspiring politician is tempted by two smooth-talking consultants. High Seas Adventures - Two children join an eccentric Captain and her giant parrot as they set sail for adventure.

This six-part series was written for Vacation Bible School. Friend of Jesus - A full length play about Lazarus. It's funny, touching, and challenging as it explores what it means to have faith when it seems God has abandoned you. Lingo - A visitor to a Christian meeting has no idea what anyone is talking about. Parental Priorities - Two new parents forget that having children doesn't mean they should neglect their relationship. Plus 2 - Why just attending a weekly church service isn't enough to fulfill your spiritual needs. Science Club - Two science club members must perform experiments to help their stranded Professor g et off a strange island.

Sunday Morning Runway - What happens when a church is more focused on superficial concerns rather than what's truly important? Techno-Mom - A mother is far to into her cell phone than her family, which is causing her to ignore what's happening right in front of her face. The Tempter's Trainee - The Devil has a new apprentice and shows him all the dirty tricks. To Carry a Mat - Four friends have a crisis of faith as they carry their paralyzed friend to see Jesus.

A parody of the old Mac and PC commercials. Single Scripts for Purchase. A customer enters a shop that claims to be fully stocked with Bibles, but can't get a single one he asks for. Biblical Business - A Businessman goes to see a Licenser about setting up a Bible-based business, and when his idea is taken, he finds that the other options aren't very good. A Christmas Persecution - When three parishioners are barred from putting up a Nativity scene on city property, their pastor realizes that the ban was definitely justified.

Committee Sketch - A new pastor learns just how many church committees it takes to change a light bulb. Council of Church Morality - A new member to the Council of Church Morality discovers that their priorities are askew in their choices for moral crusades. However, the clerk refuses to concede that the pastor he sold is, in fact, dead. Have I Got a Hymn for You! How Not to be a Martyr - A Christian is told that the only thing he'll be good at is being martyred. He is then given several options for his martyrdom. Introduction to Evangelism Basics - A frustrated instructor tries to teach his hapless students the art of evangelism.

It doesn't go well. Loitering - A man is accused of loitering, and the exchange just goes downhill from there. Ministry of Public Speaking - A timid would-be evangelist tries to get public speaking lessons. Unfortunately, his teacher is, to put it politely, a complete loon.

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On Second Thought - If the whole purpose of Jesus coming to Earth was to die for our sins, then it's pretty ridiculous to blame anyone for His death. Besides, what would have happened if they'd changed their minds? Pirate Peacemaker and Ninja Negotiator - A pastor tries to make peace between two members of his church: The Salutation - As the Narrator tries to address the subject of greetings, his assistants Eric and Andy accuse him of being a Communist. Speaking of God - As the Narrator tries to address the subject of bringing up your faith in a conversation, he also must console Andy on being a futon owner.

Testimonies - As the Narrator tries to address the subject of testimonies, his assistants debate whether or not kilts are in this year. Rejection - As the Narrator tries to address the subject of rejection, he and his assistants debate the quality of 'Weekend at Bernie's. Two by Two - As the Narrator tries to address the subject of going out "two by two," Eric and Andy debate the merits of spin-offs. Servant Evangelism - As the Narrator tries to address the subject of being a servant while evangelizing, time travel via a phone booth is given due consideration.

Also read Second Thessalonians 1: God's judgments are "righteous and true" Revelation July 30 Revelation For in one hour she is made desolate". Revelation chapters seventeen and eighteen are to be read and understood together. Both are about the fall of Babylon. Back in Revelation Mystery Babylon, Babylon the great, the great harlot, that great city, the woman, and the beast, are names which depict different aspects of Babylon.

Babylon is responsible for all false religion, all corrupt government and all corrupt commerce. Babylon has infiltrated the entire earth, and has brought it to the place of God's judgment. All that Babylon is, is going to be destroyed by God when He comes to set up His kingdom on this earth.

All those who have lived in it and through it will lose everything, including their souls. All who have lived by the sword, will die by the sword. Babylon's fall will cause great consternation for all those who were involved with her. Babylon's fall will cause rejoicing in heaven among the righteous. Look ahead to Revelation July 27 Revelation And every shipmaster, all who travel by ship, sailors, and as many as trade on the sea, stood at a distance.

And cried out when they saw the smoke of her burning, saying, 'what is like this great city? When commercial "Babylon" falls, which is connected to this world's economy, and even controls it, every person on earth will be affected negatively. This man-made system of religion, politics and commerce is somehow connected to an actual city, which is going to fall and be burned to the ground. Many who follow Bible prophecy could not help but make the connection when the twin towers in New York were attacked and their smoke rose up for days, if not weeks.

The economy of many nations took a huge hit. I believe that this was a wake-up call for us. The real fall of Babylon is coming in the near future, and it will shut down the entire world. Praise God that His church will not be here for that. Are you Born Again? July 25 Revelation Babylon is the name given to this world's political, religious and commercial system. It's man living his life apart from his maker, God. It's man under the influence of satan rather than God. This man-made system called "Babylon" is also represented by a city, which seems to be a seaport of some kind.

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Over the years many have believed the "Babylon" the city, represents one of this world's influential cities, such as New your city, Rome, London, Paris, or even the Vatican. This is one of those things that we are waiting for further insight into. Some are now believing "Babylon" the city to be one of the extravagant cities being built on the Saudi Arabian Peninsula. The thing that stands out here is the word "was", meaning that "Babylon" is about to be no longer. Meanwhile we are warned by God to not be a part of "Babylon" Revelation July 23 Revelation Babylon is man on his own apart from God, and influenced by satan.

Babylon has been around a long time and has a worldwide influence. Babylon has a religious, a political and a commercial aspect to it. Religious Babylon's fall is recorded for us in Revelation Political Babylon's fall is recorded for us in Revelation Commercial Babylon's fall is recorded for us in Revelation And all of the merchants who have profited by her will "weep and mourn" Revelation And in revelation We as believers are not to be wrapped up in this world and it's system.

We need to be wrapped up in God and His coming kingdom, Amen? July 20 Revelation All of those who have been caught up with "Babylon" this world's system of commerce and all of it's prosperity, will lose everything when "Babylon" goes down. Jesus said "where your treasure is, there will your heart be also" Matthew 6: People whose treasure was on earth, will loose everything that was valuable to them.

Those whose treasure is in heaven will have lost nothing. Also read Matthew 6: July 18 Revelation God is going to judge her for the way she has done things, and how that has affected people. Verses 12 and 13 is a catalog of all that commercial "Babylon" has control over, which includes essentials, non-essentials, and even implements of war. War has always been big business, and men have gotten rich over war and the sale of weapons.

Corrupt individuals as well as corrupt governments have been involved, all for profit. The last commodity in that list is "the bodies and souls of men". Commercial "Babylon" has made merchandise of men's lives and eternal souls, and has sent countless billions of souls to hell along the way. Commerce, government, religion, war, drugs, pornography, immorality, labor, slaves, and human trafficking all bring in big money for those involved.

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It's all covetousness which is sin. All of this began with satan while still in heaven and has infiltrated the human race Ezekiel God is going to judge this world for it's sin. The only escape is to believe in and receive Jesus Christ, who died for our sins John 3: July 16 Revelation The commercial component of "Babylon" has brought much wealth to those who merchandise through her.

The things named here speak of a world-wide trade as well as commodities that only the rich can afford. It is a catalog of opulence and covetousness. There is nothing wrong with capitalism until some get rich at the expense of others. We can not help but make the connection between some of these things and what the prophet Ezekiel mentioned about satan's covering Ezekiel It's also interesting that "the multitude of merchandise" gendered violence and was a part of satan's sin and fall Ezekiel We need to be careful that we do not get wrapped up in this world's system and it's influence on humanity.

The outcome is not good. July 13 Revelation Now in Revelation July 11 Revelation For in one hour your judgment has come". Babylon, remember is both an actual city, as well as a principal and philosophy. The name "Babylon" depicts man in his attempt to govern himself apart from God, to do things his own way. But it's worse than that, it's all under the sway of satan Read First John 5: People standing at a distance observing Babylon's destruction.

It sounds like a nuclear blast of some kind, with lots of fallout. People dare not come close. God is going to bring this Christ rejecting world and it's ways to a swift end. God has been more than patient for an awful long time, but judgment is coming. July 9 Revelation Remember Babylon is man's system of Government, Commerce and Religion apart from God, and influenced by satan. Babylon is both a principal as well as an actual place, who's location is up for debate. When Babylon falls, those who have been in bed with her will be affected by it's fall.

Maybe God was giving us a look at what Babylon's fall is going to look like when it comes. Pastor Chuck Smith would always warn us to have a "light touch with this world and it's ways, because it's all going to come crashing down someday". July 6 Revelation And she will be utterly burned with fire, for strong is the Lord God who judges her".

Her destruction will come suddenly and swiftly, and she will never, ever recover to deceive people on earth again Read Isaiah The irony of this is that the religious component of Babylon will be destroyed by the political-commercial component of Babylon Read Revelation God will often use the wicked to judge the wicked.

Religious deception will play a huge part in these last days, especially during the final tribulation. Our only defense against deception is to be Born again, to read and obey the Word of God, the Bible. July 4 Revelation Revelation chapters seventeen and eighteen are both about the fall of Babylon. God is going to judge "the harlot", giving her what she deserves. It appears that "the woman" who rides the beast will deny her sin and culpability to the end. Of course she has denied God and His Word all along.

But no amount of denying will keep her from falling, when God brings her down. Let's stay true to God and His Word alone. Do not be deceived by this world's false religious system. Read and follow God's Word. June 22 Revelation God's law of retribution is "you reap what you sow".

In this case, not only will Babylon get what she deserves, But god is going to double her judgment. Not only will Babylon suffer complete destruction, but all those involved with her will also suffer the consequences of eternal judgment, they will "drink the wine of the wrath of God". God has been more than patient, but God is also Just. Judgment is coming, and everybody knows it Romans 1: June 20 Revelation Back in Genesis Babel is the place where man-made religion is traced back to.

Man tried to reach God his own way religion which is a disaster. God through His son Jesus Christ has reached down to us in salvation. The other thing we learn here is that God is aware of sin and sins. We can not hide our sins from God, but we can have those sins forgiven if we confess our sin and repent, Romans Thank God for sending His son Jesus Christ down to us, to die on the cross for our sins.

But for man to try and reach God by his own efforts, impossible. June 18 Revelation In the first three verses of Revelation 18 the fall of "Babylon" is predicted and announced. Babylon is the name given to man in his rebellion against God. Babylon is this world's religion, politics and commerce all under satan's influence. The tribulation saints, those who have received Jesus Christ and refused the "mark of the beast" during the seven year tribulation are told to remove themselves from "Babylon" and it's influence, lest they be judged with her.

The church is told the same thing by the Apostle Paul, Second Corinthians 6: Do not touch what is unclean, and I will receive you". We church age believers are to be separate "Holy". We are in the world, but not of it. We are citizens of heaven, and we belong to Jesus Christ. June 15 Revelation Babylon is the name given to man and his rebellion against God, his creator. It includes man-made religion, man-made government and commerce, all apart from God and all under satan's influence.

In the first two verses of Revelation chapter eighteen, the Apostle John saw an angel from heaven come down to earth and make the announcement that Babylon is going to fall, and fall in a big way. It's something that has been predicted by the Old Testament prophets of Israel, and now it's actually happening Isaiah In verse Revelation This wicked entity "Babylon" has infiltrated and influenced the entire earth and it's people. People from every walk of life, Kings and slaves, all of it's politics and commerce.

And now God is avenging their blood upon Babylon, and it's going down for good. June 13 Revelation It says "habitation", "prison", and "cage" all speaking of demonic presence. When this world's political, commercial and religious system called "Babylon" falls, it will be exposed for what it really is, pure evil. These unclean birds are occult symbols describing the demonic forces that reside in Babylon.

Also read Jeremiah We believers in Jesus Christ are not to be part of this world's system of evil. We are to be separate, meaning holy. June 11 After these things I saw another angel coming down from heaven, having great authority, and the earth was illuminated with his glory". In Revelation chapters seventeen and eighteen, the Apostle John predicts the fall of Babylon. Babylon is a name which pictures man in his rebellion against God.

It includes man-made religion, man-made government, and man's system of commerce, all under the influence of satan, God's arch enemy. In Revelation chapter seventeen the religious nature of Babylon is pictured as "a great harlot" sitting on a beast, and the political and commercial nature of Babylon is pictured as a "beast with seven heads and ten horns". The beast and the woman who rides the beast are two different things, but together they represent satan's counterfeit of God's kingdom on earth.

This other angel in Revelation When this world's political, religious and commercial system begins to fall, it will be exposed for what it really is, evil. Also read Isaiah As believers in Jesus Christ we are not to be caught up in this world. We are to be looking for the Lord Jesus Christ to come and take us to heaven in the rapture. When He does, Jesus will deal with Babylon in judgment. June 8 Revelation What does all of this mean? Just as satan has his counterfeit of God's kingdom, a false religious system depicted by a woman who is a harlot , and a corrupt political system depicted by a beast , so too, satan has a counterfeit of God's holy city of Jerusalem, depicted by the city of Babylon.

Jesus' warning to us over and over again is "do not be deceived". The only way we are not going to be deceived, is by knowing and practicing the Bible, God's word. June 6 Revelation The ten kings, which exercise power and authority over the ten divisions of the coming New World Order, will give their power and kingdoms over to the beast, and they will also destroy "the harlot" Revelation 17; God Himself is behind the destruction of "the harlot" the false religious system of the New world Order.

These ten kings fulfill God's purpose and God's will by destroying "the harlot". God is sovereign, and is in control of everything, and He will even use corrupt and wicked human government to destroy the corrupt and wicked religious system. In the end it's God's will and God's Word that prevails. Thank God that He is in control of everything, and will bring everything to a grand climax, exactly as He says in His word. June 4 Revelation The beast in Revelation chapter thirteen, which has seven heads and ten horns is the final form of human government on earth, which some are calling "The New World Order".

The ten horns on the seventh head of the beast represent the ten divisions of this coming New world Order. The New World Order will use false religion "The harlot" to further it's agenda, but when the harlot is of no further use to the New World Order, the ten horns will destroy the "harlot". The Apostle John says they "hate her, will make her desolate and naked, eat her flesh and burn her with fire". The Anti-Christ who is at the helm of the New World Order will claim to be god himself and destroy all rivals including the false church.

Remember, satan, who is the dragon with seven heads and ten horns is behind all of this, Babylon, The New world Order, the Harlot, all of it Revelation What this all is the creation of God in rebellion with it's creator, satan and his fallen angels, and the Anti-Christ and fallen man against God. It's time to decide which side you are on. I have decided to follow Jesus.

I pray that you do also. June 1 Revelation The woman "harlot" who represents false religion has positioned herself all over the world. Every cult, every counterfeit form of Christianity, every humanistic philosophy, every false religious leader and every follower of these are all going down in the end, when the beast no longer needs them Read Revelation Lying and deception have always been satan's tools. Do not be deceived by false religion or counterfeit Christianity. Read the Bible and believe in the God of the bible, and what He says.

The name of God's son is Jesus Christ, and He died for our sins, so that we do not have to live eternity separated from our maker. May 30 Revelation The "beast with seven heads and ten horns" the New World Order will wage war against the nation of Israel, and when they do, the Lord Jesus Christ Himself will step in for Israel and will defeat Israel's enemies. This happens at the battle of Armageddon Revelation When you mess with Israel God's chosen people you mess with the God of Israel.

Notice that we, church age believers are with Jesus Christ when he comes back to earth to fight against Israel's enemies at the end of the Tribulation. Also notice that God calls us "called", "chosen" and "faithful". May 28 Revelation The beast of Revelation 13 and 17 has seven heads and ten horns on his seventh head.

The ten kings representing ten individual kingdoms of the last days, will all relinquish their sovereignty to the Anti-Christ. This will become the eighth and final form of gentile world rule on earth, and then Jesus Christ will come and set up His Kingdom on earth, and His Kingdom will rule all and last forever Daniel 2: Once the church is raptured a New world Order will take over the earth and eventually be ruled by the Anti-Christ and then be destroyed. This New World Order will be satan's failed attempt at his kingdom on earth.

Praise God that Jesus Christ will come and put an end to satan's control of and deception of those on earth. May 25 Revelation The beast from Revelation 13 has seven heads and ten horns. The ten horns are on the seventh head of the beast. The seventh head on the beast is the final world ruling empire yet to arise on earth, what many are calling the "New world Order". The ten horns on the seventh head of the beast represent ten divisions of the coming New World Order, each with their own king. These ten kings will rule only a short time and will then give their power and authority to the eighth head, the Anti-Christ.

The beast of Revelation 13 has seven heads and ten horns. The seven heads represent seven world ruling empires. Six have already been, and a seventh is coming. The ten horns on the seventh head represent a ten-fold division of the coming New World Order. These ten kings will give their power and authority to the Final king, the Anti-Christ.

This beast with seven heads and ten horns has been hostile to God and His people, Israel from the beginning, and satan is behind it all.


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Also do not forget that "The Woman" who represents false religion has been riding the beast the whole time. Hang in there saints, it will all make sense soon. May 23 Revelation In verse 10 it says: The seven kings represent seven kingdoms. Then John says "five are fallen". There had been up till the Apostle John's day first century A. All five of those had fallen from power and been replaced by another kingdom. Then John said "one is", that was the Roman empire that was ruling in his day. Then John said "and the other has not come".

A seventh world ruling empire has been forming out of the same territory that all the other fallen kingdoms occupied. The thing that all these kingdoms have had in common is that they all controlled the land and people of Israel at some time during their control. Then John said "when he comes, he must continue a short time". This last world ruling kingdom, ruled by the coming Anti-Christ, will only last seven years, and will be put to and end by Jesus Christ at His return.

In verse 11 John says, "The beast that was, and is not, is himself the eighth, and is of the seven, and is going to perdition". This coming New World Order will eventually invest all it's power and authority into the Anti-Christ and he will become the eight and final world ruling empire. And when Jesus Christ comes back to this earth to set up His kingdom, He will send the Anti-Christ into perdition destruction once for all. We are almost there. Keep looking up saints, Jesus is surely coming soon.

May 21 Revelation Five have fallen, one is, and the other has not yet come. And when he comes, he must continue a short time". In verse three the beast which the woman sits on has seven heads. In verse nine it says that the seven heads are "seven mountains" which the woman sits on. And now in verse ten there are seven kings. The term "Mountain" is used in the Bible to indicate a kingdom and it's power and strength. The "seven kings" indicate the authority leaders of these seven mountains or kingdoms. It says "five have fallen". These five were no longer ruling.

Then it says "one is" that is the Roman empire that was ruling at the time of the Apostle John, which is the sixth head.

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Then it says "the other has not yet come" that's the seventh head, with a seventh king. There have been six world ruling empires in the past which all had control of Israel, and God's people. Then John says "when he comes, he must continue a short time". Thank God that the Anti-Christ will only have rule for the seven year tribulation period, and then he will be destroyed by Jesus Christ at His coming.

It's coming sooner than you think. May 18 Revelation The seven heads are seven mountains on which the woman sits". In Verse one it says "the woman who is a harlot sits on many waters". In verse three it says "the woman sits on a scarlet beast, which was full of names of blasphemy, having seven heads and ten horns". Here in verse nine it says "the woman sits on seven mountains". And then in verse fifteen "the waters where the woman harlot sits are peoples, multitudes, nations and tongues" I.

The waters, the seven heads, the seven mountains, and the seven kings in verse ten are all describing some aspect of the same thing. Human government, politics, false religion, corrupt commerce, throughout the ages, all hostile to God and his people, the Jews and the church, which has infiltrated all the nations, peoples and languages of the world. It all began back at the tower of Babel, progressed in ancient Babylon, and will culminate in a final New world Order.

And satan has been behind it from the beginning. I also believe that the emergent church is the river through the apostate church will flow into all of this. We need spiritual discernment, more than ever. Read your Bibles, do not be deceived. May 16 Revelation And those who dwell on earth will marvel, whose names are not written in the Book of Life from the foundation of the world, when they see the beast that was, and is not, and yet is". The bottomless pit is where demonic spirits abide, it's the abode of the unbelieving dead, it's where the demonic locust of Revelation chapter nine come from, and it's where the beast will ascend from.

The unbelieving world will marvel at the beast. The beast is the final form of Gentile government on earth before Jesus Christ comes and sets up His kingdom on earth Daniel chapters 2 and 7.


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The ancient world ruling powers which have been hostile to God and His people will rise again from it's own ashes and rule the world once again. In History past, the Egyptian, the Assyrian, the Babylonian, the Medio-Persian, the Grecian and the Roman empires have ruled that part of the world surrounding Israel, and a final world ruling empire the seventh head will rise and take power again. Today people are calling it "A New World Order". May 14 Revelation I will tell you the mystery of the woman and of the beast which carries her, which has seven heads and ten horns".

In verse six, the apostle John saw the woman drunk with the blood of the saints and with the blood of the martyrs of Jesus, and he "marveled with great amazement". And now the angel asks John why he marveled. The woman and the beast she rides on are two different things, and together they represent satan's counterfeit of the kingdom of God on this earth.

A counterfeit religious system, a corrupt political system and a corrupt commercial system, all influenced by satan. This woman is using politics and commerce to push her agenda, at the same time the beast is using religion to push it's agenda. It all has it's roots back in ancient Babylon in Genesis Also read Second Corinthians 4: May 11 Revelation And when I saw her, I marveled with great amazement".

The "saints" probably refers to believers slain for their faith before the death and resurrection of Jesus Christ. And the "martyrs of Jesus" probably refers to believes who were slain for their faith after the death and resurrection of Jesus Christ. Counterfeit religion, including apostate Christianity, has always persecuted true believers, in the name of religious zeal. The fact that this "woman" is drunk with their blood suggests a continual carnage, not just one period of time, but throughout history. This woman is not who she appears to be, she is an agent of satan, and is against all God stands for.

This woman, "the harlot" is already here, and will morphe into it's final form once the true church is raptured. They are the tares among the wheat, the birds that lodge in the branches of the true church. There has always been religious deception, but it never be worse that when the true church is taken from the earth in the rapture. We need to read out Bibles and be aware of the devil and his counterfeits. May 9 Revelation There is a mystery about all of this which has been previously hidden, but is now being unveiled for us here in Revelation chapter 17 and The name written on the harlots forehead is "Babylon the Great".

The name Babylon is mentioned about times in the Bible, beginning in Genesis 11 with the tower of Babel, which means confusion. In Babel they built a tower in order to reach to God. Babylon then became a symbol of man's rebellion against God, and man-made religion. God confused man and his languages so that man had to un-unite in his ungodly efforts. The New World Order will be man's final attempt in his rebellion against God. Babylon is at the root of every false religion and false teaching that has ever been.

All have their roots in the ancient Babylonian religious system, which is the mother of harlots. Satan has a counterfeit of everything God has done, and this is satan's counterfeit of God's way for man. Babylon is also responsible for all this world's abominations, all of the things which malign God, and which God hates. May 7 Revelation Somehow the "woman that rides the beast" is connected with Babylon, which is a city, a religion, a philosophy, and a last days kingdom, headed up by the "beast".

The "woman" who is a "great harlot" is "Babylon" and she rides "the beast". The last days false religious system rides on the back of the last days political system, which is the beast. What this is, is man in all his sin and wickedness, estranged from God, his maker, and influenced by satan. Notice also that this "woman" is intoxicated with immorality and corruption. You think things are bad now, wait till the true church is taken out of this world by the rapture, and there is no restraint Second Thessalonians 2: There is still time to turn to Jesus Christ.

May 4 Revelation And I saw a woman sitting on a scarlet beast which was full of the names of blasphemy, having seven heads and ten horns". The Apostle John is carried away by one of the seven angels Revelation The woman that John sees is the satan's counterfeit religious system which is left on earth after the true church is raptured and taken to heaven Revelation This last days false religious system will be led by the false prophet of Revelation The beast is the Anti-Christ and his kingdom from Revelation This beast has seven heads which represent past and present world ruling empires which have all been hostile to God and His people, both the nation of Israel and the church.

The seventh head is the final form of world government, a New World Order, with the Anti-Christ at the helm. The ten horns represent the ten fold division of the coming New world Order. The ten horns were also depicted by the prophet Daniel in Daniel 2: This last days religious system and world empire will blaspheme the God of Israel, the God of the Jews and Christians.

The coming New World Order and the false religious system that are left after the church is raptured will exercise control over and influence the entire world, and satan himself is pulling all it's strings. It is all a counterfeit of God's coming kingdom on earth. Don't be fooled by it. Turn to Jesus Christ before it's too late.

May 2 Revelation In Revelation seventeen they are seen in their final form, politics and false religion in bed together, and it's ugly to say the least. The word "Harlot" from verse one comes from the Greek word, "por-nay" which means to sell. This woman sells herself to every kind of defilement for the sake of gain.

From the word "por-nay" we also get the word for fornication, sexual immorality of any kind. Metaphorically "por-nay" speaks of the false church, as a woman who sells herself to the world in order to enjoy it's fruits. This woman is in bed with commerce and politics for gain. It also speaks of a woman who is no longer faithful to her husband, Jesus Christ. It's the church in apostasy, clinging to false doctrine, false teachers, idolatry, immorality, covetousness, and the world's ways and means. Notice that she is influenced by and has influenced this world's "Kings" as well as this world's "inhabitants".

This "Great Harlot" has infiltrated and deceived every nation and peoples of the earth. April 30 Revelation Included in the judgment of the "Seven Last Plagues" is the judgment of "Babylon". Babylon is an ancient name which depicts man in his rebellion against God. Babylon was an ancient city and empire which stood against God and His people, and will be revived again in the last days, only to be destroyed. It is man's pride, man's greed and man's lust. It's man made government, commerce and religion, all under the influence of satan. In Revelation chapter seventeen, the religious nature of "Babylon" is revealed, depicted by a "great harlot" sitting on a beast.

In Revelation chapter eighteen, the political and commercial nature of "Babylon" is revealed, depicted by a "beast with seven heads and ten horns". The religious aspect of this coming new world order, "Babylon" will be headed up by "The False Prophet" of Revelation chapter thirteen. And the Political and commercial aspect of the coming new world order, "Babylon" will be headed up by the "Anti-Christ" also of Revelation chapter thirteen. In the near future, at the end of the coming seven year tribulation, satan's counterfeit of God's kingdom on earth will be destroyed, and God will set up His kingdom on earth.

The fact that this great harlot sits on "many waters" speaks of the worldwide influence of "Babylon". This judgment of "Babylon" in Revelation chapters seventeen and eighteen is what God's people have all been looking forward to. The end of satan's rule over the earth. The Kingdom of God is coming, soon and very soon. April 27 Revelation And men blasphemed God because of the plague of the hail, since that plague was exceedingly great". A talent of silver is pounds, and a talent of gold is pounds.

This is something like the plagues that god brought against Egypt, but much worse. God also protected Israel when those hailstones fell on Egypt. Notice that the hailstones do not produce repentance in the unbelieving world, but the opposite, blasphemy of God. According to Old Testament law, the penalty for blasphemy of God is being stoned to death, read Leviticus The only escape is to receive Jesus Christ as Lord and savior before the judgment falls and it is too late.

April 25 Revelation The seventh and final bowl of wrath brings an earthquake so great that it levels the entire earth, every island sinks into the ocean, every mountain is leveled and every major city in the world is leveled. The entire topography of the earth is changed Read Isaiah Many believe this to be a polar axis shift, where the earth begins to wobble as it rotates.

This happens at the end of the seven year tribulation, which sets the stage for the complete renovation of the earth in preparation of the kingdom of God on earth. Soon and very soon we are going to see the King, are you prepared to meet your maker? The only way to prepare is to repent and receive Jesus Christ as Lord and Savior. April 23 Revelation And great Babylon was remembered before God, to give her the cup of the wine of the fierceness of His wrath". During the coming seven year tribulation a literal city called Babylon will arise in our world as the capitol of the New World Order.

This city will be the headquarters of the coming one world government, the headquarters of the Anti-Christ and his corrupt socialistic minions. And this literal city will be destroyed in the seventh bowl of wrath judgment by a huge earthquake. And along with the New World Order's capitol being destroyed all of the great cities of the nation will also fall, be destroyed. So much for man governing himself apart from God. Jesus Christ is about to return to this earth and set up the Kingdom of God on this earth and rule and reign from Jerusalem, God's holy city.

April 20 Revelation There will be a huge worldwide earthquake with the opening of the sixth seal at the beginning of the tribulation, in which "every mountain and island is mover out of their place" Revelation 6: There will be another huge worldwide earthquake at the opening of the seventh seal Revelation 8: Another huge worldwide earthquake with the blowing of the sixth trumpet Revelation Another huge worldwide earthquake with the blowing of the seventh trumpet Revelation And then this final earthquake that comes with the pouring out of the seventh bowl of wrath on the earth will bring a great earthquake that will make all the others seem small.

Like all the others this final earthquake is designed to shake up people on earth to repentance. Those who do not repent and turn to Jesus Christ at this point will have no more chances. It is too late after this. Please repent and turn to Christ while there is still time. April 18 Revelation We know from Revelation The loud voice that comes out of the temple in heaven, from the throne, saying "It is done!

This reminds us when Jesus was on the cross and had secured eternal redemption for man, and he cried "it is finished". When Jesus Christ cried "it is finished! God's judgment on Israel for their rejection of their Messiah is complete, done. The seventh bowl is the seventh and last plague, in Revelation.

Jesus Christ at this point in the tribulation is about to return to this earth, destroy Israel's enemies and set up His kingdom on earth, hallelujah. Please accept Jesus as Lord and savior before it's too late. April 16 Revelation The king James Version of the Bible says "He" gathered them together. The New King James version says "they" gathered them together. If it's "He" it's taking about God, if it's "they" then it's talking about the three unclean spirits like frogs from verse I believe that "He" meaning God is the better translation.

If you look back at verse 15, God says "I come as a thief", and then in verse sixteen it says of God that "He" gathers them together to a place called in Hebrew, Armageddon. This also agrees with Zechariah The Lord God of Israel will gather all the nations who hate Israel to the valley of Megiddo to battle against Jerusalem, and it's there that God destroys Israel's enemies all at once.

God will slaughter Israel's enemies there in that valley, right outside Jerusalem. Also read Zechariah God will use this world's hatred of Israel to destroy Israel's enemies. An enemy of Israel is an enemy of God. April 13 Revelation Blessed is he who watches, and keeps his garments, lest he walk naked and they see his shame". Just like a thief breaks into a house, unannounced and takes the homeowner by surprise, so too the second coming of Jesus Christ is going to take people by surprise. Unbelievers on earth during the tribulation will be taken by surprise.

It will not be a surprise for believers, who are watching and ready. Read First Thessalonians 5: Unbelievers will not be ready for the rapture of the church which takes place before the seven year tribulation, and they will not be ready for the second coming of Jesus Christ at the end of the seven year tribulation. The only way to be ready is to repent and turn to Jesus Christ. Sooner is much better than later.

April 11 Revelation These demonic spirits come out of the mouths of the dragon, the anti-Christ and the false prophet look back at verse 13 and they are sent with the express purpose to gather the nations of this world together in the valley of Megiddo, in order to wipe Israel off the map. This battle is called the Battle of Armageddon. The Battle of Armageddon is designed by God to gather all the people of this world who hate and are hostile to His people, Israel into one place in order to eliminate them.

When Jesus Christ returns to this earth at the end of the coming seven year tribulation, he will destroy Israel's enemies in the Battle of Armageddon. They are gathered to destroy Israel, but God will destroy them Zechariah Those who hate and are hostile towards Israel will not prosper, because God loves Israel and has a plan for Israel Read Genesis April 9 Revelation The dragon is satan, the beast is the Anti-Christ, the political leader of the coming socialistic New world Order, and the false prophet is the religious leader of the New World Order.

Obviously these leaders of the New World Order, the kingdom of the Anti-Christ are satanically energized, and demon possessed. Unclean spirits from these demon possessed world leaders, like frogs which jump in stages, so too their demonic influence will influence the nations of the world against the nation of Israel. These demons come out of the mouths of these world leaders, perhaps through the persuasive speaking and lies. Interesting to note that when demons are exercised from humans, they always leave their hosts bodies through their mouths.

There is no doubt that satan and his demons are involved in this world's hatred of Israel. Makes you wonder where the current trend towards "Replacement Theology" in the church comes from? Let me answer that for you, It comes from satan. Make no mistake, satan is against Israel and satan influences the world and the false church against Israel. Beware of any church or system of Theology which believes that the church has replaced Israel or that the church is Israel, or that God is done with Israel.

That is false doctrine. April 6 Revelation Remember it is not until the church has been raptured and is neatly tucked away in heaven "the father's house", that the judgments of the seven year tribulation on earth begin. Then the seven bowls of wrath come, painful sores on the followers of the Anti-Christ, everything in the sea dies, the drinking water turns to blood, the sun scorches men, and darkness upon the entire kingdom of the anti-Christ and his followers. And now comes the sixth bowl of wrath dries up the ancient river Euphrates river, so that the armies of the east can invade the nation of Israel at the battle of Armageddon Also read Revelation 9: The area to the east of Israel contains one of the largest portions of this world's populations along with all being hostile towards Israel.

There will now be nothing stopping this world's nations from gathering themselves in order to destroy Israel once and for all, except God!. Pray that the Unites States of America is not a part of this. April 4 Revelation And even though they realize that these plagues are coming from God himself, and are going to eventually take their lives, they refuse to repent. Instead they choose to blaspheme God and blame God for their sin. What these seven last plagues are, is a preview of Hell and it's eternal judgment designed to bring people to repentance before it's too late, but for many it will be too late.

Our sins have eternal consequences, and if we do not repent and turn to Jesus Christ who died for our sins, then we will suffer the eternal consequences for our sins. Thank God for the Gospel of Jesus Christ, his only plan of salvation. April 2 Revelation This here is a total blackout of the entire kingdom of the Anti-Christ and his followers. The same thing has happened before in the plagues that God brought upon Egypt. All of Egypt was under darkness, except where God's people Israel dwelt Exodus This is all about God judging those who have stood up against His people Israel, during the tribulation.

Experience tells us that when people are exposed to total darkness for more than a week, they become insane. Also read John 3: March 30 Revelation Also read Malachi 4: When the forth angel pours his bowl of God's wrath on the earth, the sun flares up and burns those on earth during the tribulation who have received the mark of the beast and pledge allegiance to the Anti-Christ and his government. The thing that sticks out here to me is their refusal to repent of their sins and give glory to God.

It proves that God is just in His judgment of them. Again God proves that at the heart of every problem is the heart of man. It's time mankind realizes that his problem is himself and his sin, and quit blaming everything on someone or something else, including God. March 28 Revelation During the first half 3. Now during the last half of the tribulation, with the forth bowl judgment the strength of the sun upon the earth is intensified.

And as verse 9 points out, "men are scorched with great heat". What the Apostle John may be describing is something like a "Supernova", where a star collapses, as it exhausts it's hydrogen supply, and gasps for life. When that happens the ozone layer is depleted and those on earth will have no protection from the sun's ultraviolet rays. The language of the original text indicates that this only affects those who have received the mark of the beast, unbelievers on earth, and does not those who have refused to take the mark, believers.

If you refuse to receive Jesus Christ as Lord and Savior now, you will find yourself in the tribulation, having to make that choice. It's way better to receive Jesus Christ now. March 26 Revelation This is an angel in heaven who is praising God for his judgments on this Christ rejecting world during the tribulation. The fact that this angel is from the "altar" reminds us those tribulation saints who have been killed for their faith in Jesus Christ and their souls are under the altar of Hod in heaven Revelation 6: They cry out for God to avenge their souls and now He does in these seven last plagues.

Righteous and true are God's judgments, amen? March 23 Revelation Those unbelievers on earth during the seven year tribulation who take part in persecuting believers both Jew and Gentile and have shed the blood of saints and prophets will be given blood to drink. Because they are blood thirsty, they will be given blood to drink.

The Jewish prophet Isaiah quoting God in Isaiah Vengeance belongs to the Lord, and He is going to right every wrong. March 21 Revelation Evidently there is a particular angel of God who oversees the waters. What we have are the heavenly host looking at the judgments of God on earth and giving their approval. Man on earth sees God's judgments and criticizes God, but God's heavenly host, who have a better vantage point to see, are in agreement with God's judgments on earth and mankind. Righteous means that God is absolutely right to do what He is doing.

God always does the right thing, He can not do otherwise. We on earth need to have a heavenly perspective, like God's heavenly host. March 19 Revelation This third judgment turns all the fresh water rivers and springs into blood. This third bowl of wrath also reminds people of the plagues that God brought on the Egyptian's in the Exodus of His people, Israel. It's at this point of the tribulation that people realize that the end of the world as they know it is coming, and coming soon.

Thank god that we, the church of Jesus Christ have already been raptured and are with Jesus in heaven. Please turn away from sin and turn to Jesus Christ before it's too late. March 16 Revelation In an earlier judgment during the first half of the seven year tribulation, a third of the sea became blood, and a third of everything in the sea died Revelation 8: This is an attack on a major source of the earth's food supply.

This is going to cause a worldwide panic and famine. That was local, this is worldwide.