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- No Dad Jokes
- pun-based jokes that will make you laugh - and cringe | inews
- "A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy"
You mend these? Basically, Octal 31 which can be abbreviated to Oct. And because these look like month abbreviations, the joke is that engineers think October 31 is the same as Decemeber 25, and vice versa. You can read the whole explanation here. Source: Taldoable, Reddit. First, the word play. A vector in math is an object with a size and direction. Meanwhile, a disease vector is an agent, like a mosquito, that can transmit infectious pathogens into other organisms.
A scalar in math is a quantity measured with a single number, such as temperature or length.
A "scalar" sounds a lot like a "scaler," which is a person or thing that scales something, like climbing a pile of rocks. Source: ColoradoScoop, Reddit. In other words, they take things — literally!
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It involves, as Reddit user HTdestroyer explains , things with " repeating patterns and multiple iterations inside itself. Mandelbrot," we'd find his name again, and so on. TV The word TV. World globe An icon of the world globe, indicating different international options. Lucy Yang and Megan Willett. Snapchat icon A ghost. Who is this Rorschach guy and why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting? Two sociologists are sitting by the pool. One turns to the other and asks, "Have you read Marx? Pavlov is sitting at a pub enjoying a pint. The phone rings and he jumps up shouting, "Oh s, I forgot to feed the dog!
Question: Who does Polyphemus hate more than Odysseus? There are two types of people in the world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data sets. Einstein, Newton, and Pascal decide to play hide-and-seek. Einstein is "It," closes his eyes, counts to 10, and then opens them.
Pascal is nowhere to be seen.
Newton is sitting right in front of Einstein, with a piece of chalk in his hand. He's sitting in a box drawn on the ground, a meter to one side. Einstein says, "Newton, you're terrible, I've found you! You've found one Newton per square meter. You've found Pascal! A biologist, a chemist, and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5 feet to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses 5 feet to the right. The statistician yells, "We got 'em! Question: What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass?
pun-based jokes that will make you laugh - and cringe | inews
Some fit better than others. It burns a lot of calories. You are what you eat. Someone once said that the shortest period of time in America is the time between when the light turns green and when you hear the first horn honk. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. After all, it kills you. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. The just-misses. The almost-never-happeneds.
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We spend so much time worrying about how the future is going to play out and not nearly enough time admiring the precious perfection of the present. Until you value your time, you will not do anything with it. Scott Peck. Just like everyone else. You may die of a misprint. Naked people have little or no influence on society. Now quiet! So the only difference between myself and the believers is that I am skeptical of 2, gods whereas they are skeptical of 2, gods.
I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. I have erased this line. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect. Then I want to move in with them. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always. And life is a little weird.
And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness — and call it love — true love. Depression is when you lose yours.
"A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy"
I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their job. It looks fun.
Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?