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A Joe McCarthy spambot filters through the Twitter "black list" by searching for anyone tweeting about communism. Professor Spock in spambot form seems to selectively tweet anyone who talks online about space, NASA, the Enterprise, Spock and other geeky topics. Any Twitter users claiming something is "madness" will get a famous response from the spambot version of 's King Leonidas. Stealth Mountain takes one small step for spambots, and one giant leap for grammar.

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Click Here to find out more. Culture Like Follow. If the conclave releases smoke from a smoke machine, it means the new pope is Skrillex. They should bottle that Pope smoke and sell it as a cologne called Pope-oorie. White smoke: yes pope. Black smoke: no pope.

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Bubbles: soap. I'm confused White Smoke: Pope. Black Smoke: No pope. One got out a cigarette andproceeded to smoke. Just then it started to rain, so the old lady got out acondom, cut the end off and placed the rest over the cigarette and continuedto smoke. The young assistant looked at her and thought "why does this old lady want apacket of condoms?

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A sales a sale" and asked "Certainlymadam. What size? One day a rabbit managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up. As he scurried away from the fencing of the compound, he felt grass under his little feet and saw the dawn breaking for the first time in his life. It wasn't long before he came to a hedge and, after squeezing under it he saw a wonderful sight: lots of other bunny rabbits, all free and nibbling at the lush grass. Come and join us," they cried. Our friend hopped over to them and started eating the grass. It tasted so good. It's got carrots growing in it.

We dig them up and eat them. They were wonderful. Later, he asked them again, "What else do you do?


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It's got lettuce growing in it. We eat them as well.

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One of the other rabbits came a bit closer to him and spoke softly. You see those rabbits there," he said, pointing to the far corner of the field. We make love to them. Go and try it. We thought you liked it here.

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A man lives in an old "back to back" house. He starts to suffer pains when going to the toilet and when he can stand it no longer plucks up the courage to visit his doctor. The doctor examines him and writes out a prescription. If you are no better after 3 days, come back and see me". The next day after breakfast the man gets a suppository, opens his back door and throws one down the passage. After lunch, another suppository is taken from its packet, the back door is opened and it follows the first one into the passage. The same happens in the evening and so on for the following two days.

A few days after Christmas, Johnny's mother was workingin the kitchen and listening to him playing with his newelectric train in the living room. She heard the trainstop and Johnny said, "All of you sons of bitches whowant off, get the hell off now because this is the laststop.


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    5. All of you sons of bitches who are getting on, getyour butts on the friggin' train and sit your butts downbecause we're leaving. Johnny's mother stormed into the living room and said,"We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now goto your room for two hours. When you've settled down, youcan play with your trains again, as long as you useproper language. Two hours later, Johnny came out of his room and resumedplaying with his train. Soon, the train stopped andJohnny's mother heard, "All passengers who aredisembarking the train, please remember to take all ofyour belongings with you.

    We thank you for riding with ustoday and hope your trip was a pleasant one. For thoseof you just boarding, we ask that you stow your handluggage under your seat and we hope you enjoy your trip. I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that hecouldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. And he said, 'no, the steaksare too high.

    There was once a snail that was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference. After shopping around a while, he decided that the Datson Z was the car to get. So the snail goes to the nearest Datsun dealer and says he wants to buy the Z, but he wants it repainted "S". The snail replies, "'S' stands for snail. I want everybody who sees me roaring past to know who's driving. Well, the dealer doesn't want to lose the unique opportunity to sell a car to a snail, so he agrees to have the car repainted for a small fee.

    The snail gets his new car and spent the rest of his days roaring happily down the highway at top speed.


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      5. And whenever anyone would see him zooming by, they'd say "Wow! Look at that S-car go! There was a man who went into the hospital and the doctor said 'I have some bad news and some worse news,' so the guy said 'What's the bad news? A man brought a very limp dog into the veterinary clinic. As he lay the dog on the table, the doctor pulled out his stethoscope, placing the receptor on the dog's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm sorry, but your dog is dead.