Dead Dwarves Dont Dance

Editorial Reviews. About the Author. Derek J. Canyon graduated from the University of Dead Dwarves Don't Dance - Kindle edition by Derek J. Canyon.
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Dead Dwarves Don't Dance

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Soon available in print! Gritty, crime-ridden, hard-boiled, non-stop action! Some are easy, some are hard, but all of them rhyme. Here are just a few samples: Might be a good way to support the forums. I would certainly advertise here. For those of you wondering about the novel, here's the synopsis: Stumbling alone and injured out of the flaming carnage, he embarks on a relentless and violent pursuit of the perpetrators, determined to exact his own brand of 22nd-century vengeance.

The year is The nations of previous centuries are gone, consumed by the United Globe government. Citizens are confined to vast metroplexes while the rest of Earth is restored to wilderness. Any plans to release in a different format? I am not sure about this book yet I am a hardcore Shadowrun fan from 20 years ago. This spin on the Shadowrun world is different. Instead of a world of Tech vs. Magic, it's more about Humans vs.

Genetic Creations Dwarves, Elves, etc Don't get me wrong, it's good so far, just not what I remember. It does make me want to dig out my old paperbacks and reread them! To finish, I stick with my current rating. For the old school Shadowrun folks, this book is alright. For newer readers it will I am not sure about this book yet For newer readers it will be pretty good. Jun 09, HBalikov rated it liked it.

This went by very quickly on my Kindle. Set in a future dominated by media, this cyber-noir imagines life among a variety of genetically engineered species all trying to survive. Noose, a "dwarf" with specialized skills, plays the Philip Marlowe role, as he tracks down those responsible for the mass murder at Stiltzkin's Dance Club. Canyon has a fair imagination for this brave new world where cyber augmentation is an option for many "humans" and judgments shift daily about who is "us" and "them.

Jul 30, Jonny Illuminati rated it liked it.

Pretty decent cyberpunk ala Shadowrun-esque style and feel. I enjoyed the author's writing style, but feel that he could have really benefited from having some input from fellow writers and an editor or two in reigning the story in a bit to help with the flow. I will definitely be reading any follow up novels staring Noose and the gang. Oct 30, Victor Jones rated it really liked it. What a crazy blast Four solid stars for a unique setting and story. The characters are robust, quirky, despicable and fun to cheer and reviled.

The future of humanity is twisted. This is an excellent story and I will purchase the next one. Jun 28, Booknerd Fraser rated it liked it Shelves: This was almost really good. The author is reasonably clever, and can be funny, but the writing style needs to mature toward something a little more subtle or artistic, and less cartoonish sentence struggle could be more varied and less blunt. But other than that it was reasonably fun. Oct 28, Leah rated it liked it. Fast paced, quick read. The story did good job of having you pull for different characters at various points.

It had a lot of potential, but the ending was on the cliched side and kind of fizzled for me. Still a good read, though.

Mar 13, Matt rated it really liked it. Fun read with an interesting premise. May 29, Courtney rated it really liked it. Ok it has cool cyberpunk characters and a believeable future setting. Funny and easy to read, moving onto book two.

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Mar 07, Zoe Tasia rated it really liked it. When I saw the title, I had to read the book. I was in no way disappointed. The characters are engaging, the humor is dark, and the universe intriguing. Nov 22, Oliver T rated it it was amazing. A fun read It's got gene manipulated human subspecies, distopian future mega cities, and a fast paced plot with plenty of explosions.

What's not to love. Apr 12, Rob Lingstuyl added it. Decent, good characters and stayed good on the world. Aug 28, Grimgrin rated it really liked it.