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Going Ninja: The 8 New Rules for Today's Silent Assassins by Samuel Kaplan
Apr 06, Chris Boette rated it it was ok. This book gets two of two stars for concept, one of two stars for execution, and zero of one stars for editing. The title of the book grabbed my attention and I flipped through it at the library before taking it home. I read it in bursts on the toilet, hoping for something to make me laugh. Alas, I found myself checking to see how many pages were left more than enjoying the reading experience. Though the subjects that the title and back cover text refer to are covered, they are but a fraction of This book gets two of two stars for concept, one of two stars for execution, and zero of one stars for editing.
Though the subjects that the title and back cover text refer to are covered, they are but a fraction of this meandering text about making the transition to ninja in 21st century America. All in all, worth a perusal but I would not buy it.
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I do hope, though, that this book signals a surge in more ninja texts. Aug 02, Brandon rated it liked it.
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Very funny at times, although some items were a bit overused. As much of a goof as it was, some info is actually a little bit dead on. David Baker rated it really liked it Jun 07, Deuce Flanagan rated it it was amazing Oct 02, Robert Kalandyk rated it it was amazing Dec 03, Stacy German rated it it was amazing Feb 19, Chloe added it Feb 09, David marked it as to-read Jul 30, There are no discussion topics on this book yet.
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Write a customer review. There was a problem filtering reviews right now. Please try again later. Not since the Disembowelment Heard Round the World, has there been such a captivating, hilarious, and yes, disturbing moment in our collective media consciousness. I love this book!!
Sam and Keith have really outdone themselves with this second addition to their ninja series. They walk you through a delightful reimagination of the past in which Ninja's play a vital role in the most formative events of American History, and then go on to describe how you can become a modern ninja. It's replete with clever ninja acronyms, ridiculous ninja anecdotes, and ROTFL inducing ninja idioms like my personal favorite, "There is no use crying over spilt blood. Every page has me laughing out loud.
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This book is perfect for subway rides and backs of toilets everywhere!! One person found this helpful. After realizing that I used to live with a ninja, I needed a way to protect myself. He was sneaky, disguising himself as 'the man', nobody ever suspected him of being a mediocre ninja assassin. Instead of fearing the ninja, I decided to become the ninja.
Just imagine a primate roommate ninja Its a great book to have around for quick laughs, as it has never failed. Every time I pick it up with in a few minutes Im cracking up. This is a ridiculous book.
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I can't believe any publishing company agreed to print it. I didn't find the writing funny and there isn't any useful information in the book. Certainly a slap in the face to the Ninja Warriors of old.